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FADE IN:
 
1 EXT. TUNNEL - NIGHT 1
 
The titles begin over black. We hear the sound of an old
 
Typewriter. Someone reaching out to us. The bell dings,
 
Announcing the end of a line, and we see our title...
 
THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER
 
Music begins, picture fades up, and we are in the city.
 
Downtown Pittsburgh. Looking out of the back window like a
 
Child in the back of a station wagon.
 
We see lights on buildings and everything that makes us
 
Wonder. We see the bridge. And the river below. And then
 
We enter...
 
The Tunnel.
 
We keep moving backwards, watching the lights. Golden,
 
Alive, and hypnotic. The music carries us as we float out of
 
The tunnel. Onto another bridge. And over the highway.
 
We move into the night sky, back through the trees, through a
 
Window, and into...
 
2 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 2
 
It is a neat and tidy little room. Few posters or books.
 
CHARLIE is 15. He is innocent, hopeful, awkward, and likable
 
to everyone but his classmates. He sits at his desk, writing
 
a letter in pencil as he tapes the title song through the
 
radio on his cassette boom box.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Dear Friend, I am writing to you because
 
she said you listen and understand and
 
didn't try to sleep with that person at
 
that party even though you could have.
 
Please don't try to figure out who she is
 
because then you might figure out who I
 
am, and I don't want you to do that. I
 
just need to know that people like you
 
exist. Like if you met me, you wouldn't
 
think I was the weird kid who spent time
 
in the hospital. And I wouldn't make you
 
nervous.
 
3 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER 3
 
Charlie anxiously walks through the hallway of his suburban
 
split level house.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I hope it's okay for me to think that.
 
You see, I haven't really talked to
 
anyone outside of my family all summer.
 
Charlie moves to the living room where dad watches a football
 
game. Mom reads a page turner and sips her white wine.
 
Charlie waits for them to notice him. And waits. And waits.
 
4 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 4
 
Charlie sits at his desk, continuing his letter in pencil.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
But tomorrow is my first day of high
 
school ever, and I really need to turn
 
things around this year.
 
(hopeful)
 
So, I have a plan.
 
5 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY - LAST DAY 5
 
We see it in Charlie's mind. Slow motion and wondrous. The
 
kids clear out their lockers by throwing their old papers in
 
the air like a New York confetti parade.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
As I enter the school for the first time,
 
I will visualize what it will be like on
 
the last day of my senior year.
 
Charlie walks down the hall. Triumphant. Confident. Happy.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
Unfortunately, I counted, and that's...
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
6 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY - FIRST DAY 6
 
Reality. The bell rings, and we see the chaotic maze from
 
Charlie’s POV. A SENIOR BULLY leads the ritual, making
 
dozens of freshmen hop down the hall.
 
SENIOR BULLY
 
Hop, freshman toads. Hop! Move it, boys!
 
As seniors grab more victims, Charlie moves to the wall.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
... 1,385 days from now.
 
VARSITY FOOTBALL PLAYERS pass, wearing their letter jackets.
 
2.
 
LINEBACKER
 
Man, you got big.
 
NOSE TACKLE
 
Worked out all summer. Rock hard, dude.
 
At the front of the pack is BRAD HAYS (17), the quarterback.
 
He's good looking, charismatic, and friendly. The big man on
 
campus. Nice guy, too.
 
BRAD HAYS
 
Would you guys get a room?
 
They laugh. Charlie turns to the trophy case to avoid them.
 
Trying to make himself as small as possible.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
(trying to be optimistic)
 
Just 1,385 days.
 
7 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - CAFETERIA - LUNCH 7
 
Charlie moves down the lunch line with his sister. CANDACE
 
KELMECKIS is 17 and a beautiful type A, straight A priss.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
In the meantime, I'd hoped that my sister
 
Candace and her boyfriend Derek would
 
have let me eat lunch with their earth
 
club.
 
CANDACE
 
Seniors only.
 
(barks to Derek)
 
What are you doing with a plastic spork?
 
Candace turns to her boyfriend, DEREK, 17. Derek is such a
 
pussy, the most masculine thing about him is his pony-tail.
 
DEREK
 
I don't want to bring back silverware--
 
CANDACE
 
Derek, you're Earth Club Treasurer.
 
Derek takes the silverware like a beaten dog. Charlie
 
watches them move into the intimidating cafeteria.
 
8 INT. CAFETERIA - LATER 8
 
Charlie sits in the corner alone, observing everyone having a
 
great time with their friends. He sees a pretty girl with
 
blonde hair having the best first day. This is SUSAN, 14.
 
3.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
When my sister said no, I thought maybe
 
my old friend Susan would want to have
 
lunch with me.
 
Charlie catches her eye and waves, but she looks away.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
In middle school, Susan was very fun to
 
be around, but now she doesn't like to
 
say hi to me anymore.
 
Charlie turns his attention to the quarterback, Brad Hays.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
And then there's Brad Hays, who's the
 
quarterback of our team. Before my
 
brother went to play football for Penn
 
State, he and Brad played together. So,
 
I thought maybe he'd say hi to me. But
 
Brad's a senior, and I'm me, so... who am
 
I kidding?
 
Brad catches Charlie staring at him. Awkward.
 
9 INT. SHOP CLASS - DAY 9
 
Charlie sits by himself, watching the freshmen boys laugh as
 
a senior paints a goatee on his face with a grease pencil.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
On the bright side, one senior decided to
 
make fun of the teacher instead of the
 
freshmen. He even drew on Mr. Callahan's
 
legendary goatee with a grease pencil.
 
Meet PATRICK (18), full of confidence, mischief, and so over
 
high school. He is the class clown, performing a perfect
 
imitation of the teacher, Mr. Callahan.
 
PATRICK
 
Boys, the prick punch is not a toy. I
 
learned that in 'Nam back in '68.
 
"Callahan," the sergeant said, "put down
 
that prick punch and go kill some gooks."
 
The laughter suddenly dies as the real MR. CALLAHAN (57)
 
walks up behind the oblivious Patrick.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
But you know what happened? That prick
 
punch killed my best friend in a Saigon
 
whorehouse.
 
4.
 
Patrick suddenly feels Mr. Callahan behind him. Oops.
 
MR. CALLAHAN
 
I heard you were going to be in my class.
 
Are you proud being a senior taking
 
freshman shop, Patty-Cakes?
 
PATRICK
 
My name is Patrick. You call me Patrick
 
or you call me nothing.
 
MR. CALLAHAN
 
Okay... Nothing.
 
The class laughs. Except Charlie. He watches Patrick take
 
the long walk back to his seat.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I felt really bad for Patrick. He wasn't
 
saying the impersonation to be mean or
 
anything. He was just trying to make us
 
freshmen feel better.
 
MR. CALLAHAN
 
Everyone open your safety guides.
 
Nothing... why don't you read first?
 
Patrick opens the book.
 
PATRICK
 
Chapter 1. Surviving your fascist shop
 
teacher, who needs to put kids down to
 
feel big.
 
(to the class)
 
Oh, wow. This is useful guys. We should
 
read on.
 
Charlie smiles. He loves him already.
 
10 INT. ENGLISH CLASS - MORNING 10
 
The kids pass back paperback copies of To Kill A Mockingbird.
 
Charlie opens his Trapper Keeper, takes a pencil out of the
 
plastic pouch, and writes... “ENGLISH CLASS... DAY ONE.”
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
My last class of the day is advanced
 
English, and I'm excited to finally start
 
learning with the smartest kids in the
 
school...
 
A SMART ASS FRESHMAN girl with braces smiles at him.
 
5.
 
SMART ASS FRESHMAN
 
(whispers)
 
Nice Trapper Keeper, faggot.
 
The kids around him laugh. Charlie's ears turn red. At the
 
blackboard, the teacher writes his name... Mr. Anderson. But
 
you can call him BILL (27). Bill is an idealist.
 
BILL
 
Shhh. I'm Mr. Anderson. And thanks to
 
Teach for America, I'm going to be your
 
teacher for freshman English. This
 
semester, we're going to be learning
 
Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird.
 
Genius book. Now, who wants to get out
 
of the first pop quiz?
 
All hands go up. Except Charlie's. Bill paces the rows.
 
BILL (CONT'D)
 
I'm shocked. Alright. You can skip the
 
quiz if you tell me which author invented
 
the paperback book. Anyone?
 
As kids think, Bill confiscates contraband, removes hats.
 
BILL (CONT'D)
 
He’s British. He also invented the
 
serial. In fact, at the end of chapter 3
 
of his first novel, he had a man hanging
 
off a cliff by his fingernails. Hence,
 
the term cliffhanger. Anybody?
 
FRESHMAN GIRL
 
Shakespeare.
 
BILL
 
That's a great guess, but no, Shakespeare
 
didn’t write novels. Anybody else?
 
(off their silence)
 
The author was...
 
Bill is about to give the answer when he notices Charlie has
 
already written... Charles Dickens.
 
BILL (CONT'D)
 
... Charles Dickens. However, if you and
 
I had gone to a play in Shakespeare's
 
time, it would have cost 4 pennies. Can
 
you imagine that? We would have put
 
those pennies in a metal box, which the
 
ushers would lock in the office. And
 
that's where we get the term... anyone?
 
6.
 
KIDS (O.S.)
 
"Office Depot!" "Office Supplies!"
 
Charlie writes down Box Office, then looks up to find that
 
Bill is staring at him. Waiting for him to raise his hand.
 
BILL
 
I'll give you a free "A" on anything but
 
the final term paper if you get it right.
 
Charlie looks down. He's not going to answer.
 
BILL (CONT'D)
 
Box office.
 
The kids groan. They should have known. Charlie smiles to
 
himself. He's going to like this class.
 
11 INT. ENGLISH CLASS - LATER 11
 
The bell rings. The students chatter their way out of class.
 
The last to leave is Charlie.
 
BILL
 
You should learn to participate.
 
Charlie stops and turns to find Bill erasing the board.
 
BILL (CONT'D)
 
Why didn't you raise your hand?
 
(off Charlie's shrug)
 
They call you teacher’s pet? Freak?
 
(off Charlie's nod)
 
I used to get spaz. I mean, come on,
 
spaz?
 
Charlie smiles. Bill takes a moment. Then...
 
BILL (CONT'D)
 
So, I heard you had a tough time last
 
year. But they say if you make one friend
 
on your first day, you're doing okay.
 
CHARLIE
 
Thank you, sir, but if my English teacher
 
is the only friend I make today, that
 
would be sort of depressing.
 
BILL
 
Yeah. I could see that.
 
CHARLIE
 
Don't worry, Mr. Anderson. I'm okay.
 
7.
 
Bill nods and watches Charlie exit. He gets swallowed up by
 
the hallway as the bell rings.
 
12 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - HALLWAY - DAY 12
 
Charlie looks through the thick office glass. He sees
 
Patrick use his charms on MRS. SMALL, (58) the Principal.
 
PATRICK
 
(to Mrs. Small)
 
I would happily not take shop...
 
Out of nowhere, the SENIOR BULLY grabs Charlie's book.
 
SENIOR BULLY
 
Hey, Freshman Toad.
 
The bully rips the cover. He throws it on the ground as his
 
friends laugh and disappear down the hall. Charlie walks up
 
and picks up his book.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Well, I have 1,384 days to go. And just
 
so I say it to someone, high school is
 
even worse than middle school.
 
13 EXT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - DAY 13
 
Charlie walks up the path to his house.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
If my parents ask me about it, I probably
 
won't tell them the truth because I don't
 
want them to worry that I might get bad
 
again.
 
14 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - AFTERNOON 14
 
Charlie tapes his book cover back together. He looks up as
 
his dad comes home from a long day. Charlie's mom hugs him.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
If my Aunt Helen were still here, I could
 
talk to her. And I know she would
 
understand how I am both happy and sad,
 
and I'm still trying to figure out how
 
that could be. I just hope I make a
 
friend soon. Love always, Charlie.
 
15 INT. CHARLIE'S DINING ROOM - EARLY EVENING 15
 
Charlie stands in the kitchen, pouring his milk.
 
8.
 
MOTHER (O.S.)
 
Charlie, come on.
 
His family is seated around the table. Candace's boyfriend,
 
Derek, is their special guest.
 
DEREK
 
Mmmm. This chicken paprikash is
 
delicious, Mrs. Kelmeckis.
 
Charlie's father rolls his eyes, then reads his sports page.
 
MOTHER
 
Thank you, Derek. It's Charlie's
 
favorite. He was a little nervous about
 
starting high school, so I made it.
 
FATHER
 
You feel a little silly being nervous
 
now, huh, champ?
 
CHARLIE
 
Yes, sir. I sure do.
 
Charlie carries his milk back to the table. He quickly sits,
 
hoping someone will change the subject.
 
FATHER
 
I told you. Just give 'em a smile and be
 
yourself. That's how you--
 
CANDACE
 
"--make friends in the real world."
 
FATHER
 
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
 
DEREK
 
Freshman year is tough, but you really
 
find yourself.
 
FATHER
 
(deep eye roll)
 
Thanks, Derek.
 
16 INT. LIVING ROOM / ENTRY HALL - EVENING 16
 
Charlie's father and mother watch a local sports show.
 
Charlie passes by them with ice cream on his way downstairs.
 
MOTHER
 
I think you could be a little nicer to
 
Derek.
 
9.
 
FATHER
 
I'm sorry. The kid's a pussy. I can't
 
stand him.
 
Charlie moves to the entry hall. He looks through the screen
 
door to the porch where Candace kisses Derek's cheek goodbye.
 
As Derek walks to his mom's Mercedes, Candace joins Charlie.
 
DEREK
 
(waving from car)
 
I hope you love the mix I made. The
 
cover is hand-painted.
 
When he gets into his car, she hands Charlie the mix tape.
 
CANDACE
 
Charlie, do you want this?
 
CHARLIE
 
Are you sure?
 
CANDACE
 
He gives me one every week.
 
17 INT. CHARLIE'S BED ROOM - DUSK 17
 
Charlie sits on his bed, reading To Kill a Mockingbird, the
 
cover taped back together. We see Derek's mix... Autumn
 
Leaves... rotate in his old tape recorder.
 
DEREK (V.O.)
 
Hey, Babe. This next one might be a
 
little sad, but it reminded me of your
 
eyes.
 
The first notes of The Smiths' "Asleep" begins. As Morrissey
 
sings, Charlie keeps reading. And reading.
 
CUT TO:
 
18 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - DAY 18
 
The reading is done. Charlie proudly puts To Kill a
 
Mockingbird on his newly dubbed "Shelf of Fame."
 
19 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - HALLWAY - AFTERNOON 19
 
The songs continues as we see glimpses of Charlie's day to
 
day life over the next few weeks. Charlie exits his English
 
class. FRESHMEN BULLIES wait for him, led by...
 
SMART ASS FRESHMAN
 
Did you already do the term paper on To
 
10.
 
Silence. They grab and drag him into the boy's room. We
 
hear the toilet flush for the swirly.
 
20 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - DUSK 20
 
Charlie looks at the new bottle of prescription Wellbutrin.
 
He puts a pill in his mouth and washes it down with RC cola.
 
21 INT. CHARLIE'S LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON 21
 
Charlie watches his brother and the Penn State Nittany Lions
 
on TV. He looks over at his father, but his dad is too busy
 
building Charlie's clock for shop class to notice him.
 
22 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - CAFETERIA - LUNCH 22
 
Charlie carries his tray through the intimidating cafeteria.
 
Not giving up. Looking for somewhere to sit.
 
CUT TO:
 
23 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - CAFETERIA - LUNCH 23
 
Charlie sits by himself in the corner. He looks around the
 
cafeteria, wanting to break in. Not knowing how. After a
 
moment, he returns to his book. The song ends.
 
24 EXT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - FOOTBALL STADIUM - NIGHT 24
 
Friday Night Football in Western, PA. Charlie buys his Coke
 
and nachos and wanders to the bleachers. He sits alone,
 
trying to blend in by cheering with the rest of students.
 
When the Mill Grove Devils recover a fumble, he hears...
 
PATRICK
 
Come on Devils! Woooooo!
 
Charlie looks up at Patrick, cheering his head off. TWIN
 
SENIOR GIRLS pass him, taunting.
 
TWIN SENIOR GIRLS
 
Hey, Nothing. Hey, Nothing.
 
PATRICK
 
Suck it, virginity pledges!
 
Charlie wants to go up to Patrick so badly. After driving
 
himself crazy, sitting up and down twice, he approaches.
 
CHARLIE
 
Hey... Patrick.
 
11.
 
PATRICK
 
Hey! You're in my shop class, right?
 
How's your clock coming?
 
CHARLIE
 
My dad's building it.
 
PATRICK
 
Yeah. Mine looks like a boat.
 
(off Charlie's awkward silence)
 
You want to sit over here, or are you
 
waiting for your friends?
 
CHARLIE
 
No. I'll sit if that's okay.
 
Patrick motions for Charlie to sit. Charlie sits. Elated.
 
PATRICK
 
Thanks for not calling me "Nothing" by
 
the way. It's an endless nightmare. And
 
these assholes actually think they're
 
being original.
 
Brad Hays puts on his helmet and rushes onto the field.
 
Charlie dries his hands on his pants. So nervous. A 5
 
second silence that feels like a year. Think of something to
 
say. Anything.
 
CHARLIE
 
So, uh... you like football?
 
PATRICK
 
Love it.
 
CHARLIE
 
Then, maybe you know my broth--
 
PATRICK
 
Hey, Sam.
 
Charlie looks up. Standing there is the prettiest girl he's
 
ever seen. SAM (17) would make every mother proud and every
 
father nervous. She is alive, adventurous, and a world class
 
flirt. Great attitude. Great taste. Great banter.
 
SAM
 
Question. Could the bathrooms here be
 
more disgusting?
 
PATRICK
 
Yes, they call it the men's room.
 
12.
 
Sam sits down, sandwiching Charlie between her and Patrick.
 
Charlie tries to remain casual. Hang in there, buddy.
 
SAM
 
Well, I finally got hold of Bob.
 
PATRICK
 
Party tonight?
 
SAM
 
No. He's still trying to shag that
 
waitress from the Olive Garden.
 
PATRICK
 
He's never tossing that salad.
 
Brad Hays marches the Devils offense down the field. The
 
kids clap. Sam looks at Charlie, then turns back to Patrick.
 
SAM
 
(about Charlie)
 
Patrick... who's this?
 
PATRICK
 
This is...
 
CHARLIE
 
Uh... Charlie... Kelmeckis.
 
PATRICK
 
Kelmeckis! No shit! Your sister dates
 
Pony Tail Derek, doesn't she?
 
CHARLIE
 
Is that what they call him?
 
SAM
 
Awww. Leave Pony Tail Derek alone. You
 
put the "ass" in "class," Patrick.
 
PATRICK
 
I try, Sam. I try.
 
SAM
 
It's nice to meet you, Charlie. I'm Sam.
 
Sam extends her hand to Charlie. Every nail a different
 
color. They shake. Then, Sam grabs a nacho. Zoinks!
 
PATRICK
 
So, what's the plan, Sam? You want to go
 
to Mary Elizabeth's house?
 
13.
 
SAM
 
Can't. She got caught watering down her
 
parent's brandy with iced tea. Let's
 
just go to Kings.
 
PATRICK
 
(turns to Charlie)
 
Hey... we're going to Kings after the
 
game if you want to come.
 
Charlie nods just as Brad Hays tosses a touchdown pass. The
 
fans go crazy. Especially Patrick. Charlie smiles.
 
25 INT. KINGS FAMILY RESTAURANT - NIGHT 25
 
The Devils' faithful cheer as Brad Hays and his guys enter!
 
The place is packed. Patrick and Sam drink coffee while
 
Charlie eats his brownie. They're all excited.
 
SAM
 
Do you have a favorite band?
 
CHARLIE
 
I think The Smiths are my favorite.
 
SAM
 
Are you kidding!? I love The Smiths!
 
The best breakup band ever. What's your
 
favorite song?
 
CHARLIE
 
Asleep. It's from Louder Than Bombs. I
 
heard it on Pony Tail Derek's mix tape.
 
PATRICK
 
That works on so many levels.
 
CHARLIE
 
I could make a copy for you.
 
SAM
 
Thanks. What about Eide's? You love
 
Eide's, right?
 
CHARLIE
 
(never heard of it)
 
Yeah. They're great.
 
PATRICK
 
Not a band, Charlie.
 
SAM
 
It's an old record store downtown.
 
14.
 
PATRICK
 
I used to be popular before Sam got me
 
some good music. So, watch out, Charlie.
 
She'll ruin your life forever.
 
CHARLIE
 
That's okay.
 
Brad Hays, the quarterback, passes with his posse. Taunting.
 
NOSE TACKLE & LINEBACKER
 
Hey, Nothing. Hey, Nothing.
 
PATRICK
 
Let it go! Jesus! It's an old joke!
 
It's over!
 
Sam laughs. She loves watching Patrick get riled up.
 
SAM
 
So, Charlie... what are you going to do
 
when you get out of here?
 
CHARLIE
 
My Aunt Helen said I should be a writer,
 
but I don't know what I'd write about.
 
SAM
 
You could write about us.
 
PATRICK
 
Yeah. Call it Slut and The Falcon. Make
 
us solve crimes.
 
Sam laughs. Charlie smiles.
 
CHARLIE
 
You guys look happy together. How long
 
have you been boyfriend and girlfriend?
 
(off their laughs)
 
What?
 
SAM
 
He's my step-brother. My mom finally
 
left my worthless dad and married his
 
nice dad 3 years ago.
 
PATRICK
 
But Sam's not bitter. Make no mistake.
 
SAM
 
Absolutely. I'm not a bulimic. I'm a
 
bulim-ist.
 
15.
 
They laugh at their inside joke. Charlie has no idea what's
 
so funny.
 
CHARLIE
 
I'm sorry. I don't know what that means.
 
PATRICK
 
She just really believes in bulimia.
 
SAM
 
(cracking up)
 
I love bulimia.
 
26 EXT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - NIGHT 26
 
Charlie hops out of Sam's old truck. The music blares.
 
PATRICK
 
Thanks for paying, Charlie.
 
CHARLIE
 
(so eager)
 
No problem. Thanks for the ride. Hey...
 
maybe I'll see you around in school?
 
SAM
 
(distracted - to Patrick)
 
God, would you turn that down? You're
 
going to make us deaf. Bye, Charlie.
 
PATRICK
 
Bye, Charlie.
 
CHARLIE
 
Okay. Bye.
 
Charlie waves as the truck leaves. The look on his face.
 
The happiness from one night of company.
 
27 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - NIGHT 27
 
Charlie enters the house, excited to tell someone his news.
 
He runs up the stairs to find the living room empty. He
 
hears the TV playing downstairs in the basement.
 
28 INT. DOORWAY TO BASEMENT - NIGHT 28
 
As Charlie approaches, he hears muffled sounds of fighting.
 
DEREK (O.S.)
 
I'm sorry. I can't do anything about it.
 
Please talk to me.
 
16.
 
CANDACE (O.S.)
 
Maybe your mom and I should have a "drive
 
us to our hair appointment" contest.
 
Then, I could spend a Saturday with you.
 
Charlie looks through a slit in the open door to find...
 
DEREK
 
There's nothing I can do--
 
CANDACE
 
Do you always want to be a mama's boy?
 
DEREK
 
I am not a mama's boy--
 
CANDACE
 
Yes! You are! Every time I go to your
 
house--
 
DEREK
 
Shhh. Shut u--
 
CANDACE
 
-- your mom says, "Don't go to Columbia
 
with Candace. Go to Pitt, Derek. Mommy
 
needs you to stay at home because she
 
can't drive herself." She's only 51.
 
DEREK
 
SHUT UP, CANDACE!
 
29 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - BASEMENT - CONTINUOUS 29
 
Charlie enters, wanting to stop the fight. Derek's neck is
 
red. Dangerous angry. Candace keeps digging.
 
CANDACE
 
And you just stand there like a little
 
bitch dog.
 
SNAP! Out of nowhere, Derek slaps her across the face. It's
 
not a movie slap. It's a real slap. Dead sound. And after
 
it, silence. Candace turns and sees Charlie. It sobers her
 
up. Charlie moves at Derek. Candace stops him.
 
CANDACE (CONT'D)
 
Charlie, just go. I can handle it. Just
 
don't wake up mom and dad.
 
She pushes him out of the room and closes the door.
 
17.
 
30 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 30
 
Charlie sits at his desk. So disturbed. He hears a car
 
start outside. He moves to his window and looks down at
 
Derek and Candace near Derek's mother's Mercedes. Derek is
 
crying. Candace comforts. After a beat... they kiss.
 
Charlie stands frozen, a look creeping across his face.
 
MOTHER (V.O.)
 
Hey, look who's here...
 
FLASHBACK TO:
 
31 INT. ENTRY HALL - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 31
 
The door opens to reveal Charlie's mom and AUNT HELEN
 
entering the house. Aunt Helen carries a suitcase. The
 
children don't know where she's been or why she looks sad.
 
They just know they love her. Little Charlie stands at the
 
top of the stairs with his brother and sister in their Sunday
 
clothes. There are balloons. And streamers.
 
LITTLE CANDACE
 
Welcome home, Aunt Helen!
 
AUNT HELEN
 
Oh. Look at you all, dressed so nice.
 
Aunt Helen smiles at Little Charlie on top of the stairs.
 
MATCH CUT TO:
 
32 INT. ENTRY HALL - NIGHT (PRESENT) 32
 
Charlie stands at the top of the stairs as Candace enters the
 
house. She is startled when she sees Charlie. They whisper.
 
CHARLIE
 
What are you doing?
 
CANDACE
 
Look, I egged him on. You saw it. He's
 
never hit me before. I promise he'll
 
never hit me again.
 
She's about to go back downstairs when...
 
CHARLIE
 
Like Aunt Helen's boyfriends?
 
A silence passes between them. Then...
 
18.
 
CANDACE
 
Charlie... this is Pony Tail Derek. I
 
can handle him. Will you trust me?
 
Please, don't tell mom and dad.
 
With a desperately confident nod, Candace goes downstairs.
 
Charlie stands in the entry hall, troubled.
 
33 INT. GYMNASIUM - NIGHT 33
 
The Homecoming Dance is in full swing. God bless everyone.
 
Especially Charlie. He's alone at the wall, dressed in his
 
Sunday suit. To us, adorable. To himself, in living hell.
 
Charlie watches his sister, slow dancing with Derek. As
 
happy as she looks, Charlie still isn't sure if he did the
 
right thing by keeping quiet. The song ends to applause.
 
After a beat, Charlie turns away. That's when he sees Sam
 
and Patrick at the punch bowl. We hear the first notes of
 
"Come On, Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
 
SAM
 
Oh, my God. They're playing good music.
 
PATRICK
 
Holy shit. They are! They're playing
 
good music!
 
SAM
 
(total mischief)
 
Living room routine?
 
PATRICK
 
Living room routine!
 
Charlie watches Sam and Patrick run to the center of the
 
floor and show this stiff crowd what dancing is. It starts
 
slow. "So over it" hand moves. A little shoulder. And
 
then, the best of swing. 30 seconds of genius.
 
Charlie takes a breath. Then, he tries desperately not to
 
look like he's dancing toward them as he dances toward them.
 
He bobs his head like a dork. And once he gets close,
 
Patrick and Sam turn and find him.
 
SAM & PATRICK
 
Hey!
 
Without a pause, they grab his hands, and move together in a
 
circle. Their own island. After a moment, Sam moves around
 
Charlie like a maypole as the whole gym explodes into dance.
 
19.
 
34 EXT. BOB'S HOUSE - NIGHT 34
 
The party rages inside this mansion in the rich part of town.
 
Patrick and Sam walk up the steps with Charlie tailing.
 
SAM
 
God, it's freezing.
 
PATRICK
 
But you wore that toasty costume. It's
 
not like you're trying too hard to be
 
original.
 
SAM
 
Piss off, Tennessee Tuxedo.
 
CHARLIE
 
Are you sure it's okay that I come?
 
SAM
 
Of course. Just remember, Charlie...
 
Bob's not paranoid.
 
PATRICK
 
"He's sensitive."
 
Sam knocks. The door opens, revealing BOB (20). Bob was the
 
cool high school kid, who never quite left. He's stoned so
 
often that people can't tell the difference anymore.
 
BOB
 
Sam... that waitress from the Olive
 
Garden is a tease. Will you marry me?
 
SAM
 
Only if I have Patrick's blessing.
 
BOB
 
Patrick?
 
PATRICK
 
You're a hopeless stoner who attends the
 
culinary institute. So, I'm going to
 
have to say "no" on that one, but nice
 
try. Charlie?
 
Patrick leads Charlie inside, leaving Bob staring at Sam.
 
BOB
 
Touché.
 
35 INT. BOB'S BASEMENT - MOMENTS LATER 35
 
20.
 
PATRICK
 
Charlie... this is a party.
 
The music blasts. Charlie's eyes are our guide. As they
 
walk through the crowd, you can smell it. Stale beer and
 
cigarette smoke. High school parties. The room is packed
 
with kids playing quarters. Others pouring vodka into a *
 
watermelon.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
This is what fun looks like.
 
Patrick smiles when he spots two friends.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
You ready to meet some desperate women?
 
MARY ELIZABETH and ALICE (both 17) sit on the sofa together.
 
Mary Elizabeth is smart, a little overweight, and extremely
 
bossy. Alice will figure out that she's a lesbian in
 
college. Right now, she just likes movies and is Mary
 
Elizabeth's "beta female."
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
Here, have a seat. Hey, ladies, meet
 
Charlie. Charlie, meet ladies.
 
They shake hands and say their hellos.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
This is Charlie's first party ever. So,
 
I expect nice, meaningful, heartfelt blow
 
jobs from both of you.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Patrick, you're such a dick.
 
PATRICK
 
Where the hell did you go?
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
The dance was a little boring, don't you
 
think?
 
PATRICK
 
You're so selfish. We looked everywhere
 
for you. You could have told someone.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Cry me a river.
 
PATRICK
 
How is it that you got meaner since
 
21.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Just lucky I guess.
 
PATRICK
 
I think you're doing something wrong.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Or something very right.
 
Patrick and Mary Elizabeth laugh at their banter, just as Sam
 
calls out from the other side of the room.
 
SAM (O.S.)
 
Hey! Look who's here!
 
The party turns, and Charlie sees Brad Hays, the quarterback,
 
enter with Sam and Bob. Patrick approaches them. Charlie
 
sits on the beat up couch next to the girls. He's shocked.
 
CHARLIE
 
Is that Brad Hays?
 
ALICE
 
Yeah. He comes here sometimes.
 
CHARLIE
 
But he's a popular kid.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
(offended)
 
Then, what are we?
 
Charlie tries to think of something, but he can't. The girls
 
turn, ignoring him. Bob approaches with a tray.
 
BOB
 
Charlie, you look like you could use a
 
brownie.
 
CHARLIE
 
Thank you. I was so hungry at the dance.
 
I was going to go to King's, but I didn't
 
really have any time. Thanks.
 
Bob smiles. Mary Elizabeth gives Alice a knowing glance.
 
Charlie bites into the brownie. The icing gushing between
 
his teeth. The image goes up into the smoke like an inhale
 
as he chews and chews and chews.
 
36 INT. BOB'S BASEMENT - LATER 36
 
After a beat, the music changes, and the image exhales back
 
down to Charlie, who is now... baked out of his mind. The
 
22.
 
whole party surrounds him now, pissing themselves with
 
laughter as this shy kid talks and talks and talks.
 
CHARLIE
 
Have you guys felt this carpet? This
 
carpet feels so darn good.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
(laughing)
 
Charlie, what do you think about high
 
school?
 
CHARLIE
 
High school? Bullshit. The cafeteria is
 
called the Nutrition Center. And people
 
wear their letter jackets even when it's
 
98 degrees out. And why do they give out
 
letters for marching band? That's not a
 
sport, and we all know it.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
This kid is crazy.
 
Charlie looks at Mary Elizabeth with her new wave haircut.
 
CHARLIE
 
And Mary Elizabeth, I think you're really
 
going to regret that haircut when you
 
look back at old photographs.
 
(off their laughter)
 
I'm really sorry. That sounded like a
 
compliment in my head.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Oh, my God!
 
ALICE
 
Well, it's kind of true.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Shut up!
 
Sam enters the room. Takes quick stock. Then...
 
SAM
 
Bob, did you get him stoned?
 
BOB
 
Come on, Sam. He likes it. Just look at
 
him.
 
SAM
 
How do you feel, Charlie?
 
23.
 
CHARLIE
 
I just really want a milkshake.
 
The entire room explodes with laughter. Charlie loves that
 
people find him so funny.
 
37 INT. BOB'S KITCHEN - NIGHT 37
 
Sam takes the ice cream from the freezer to the blender.
 
Charlie watches her make the perfect vanilla milkshake.
 
CHARLIE
 
Sam, you have such pretty brown eyes, the
 
kind of pretty that deserves to make a
 
big deal about itself. You know what I
 
mean?
 
SAM
 
Okay, Charlie. Let me make the milkshake.
 
CHARLIE
 
What a great word. Milkshake. It's like
 
when you say your name over and over
 
again in the mirror, and after awhile, it
 
sounds crazy.
 
SAM
 
I'm guessing you've never been high
 
before?
 
CHARLIE
 
Me? No. My best friend Michael. His
 
dad was a big drinker. So, he hated all
 
that stuff. Parties, too.
 
SAM
 
Well, where is Michael tonight?
 
CHARLIE
 
Oh, he shot himself last May.
 
Sam looks up. Shocked silent. Charlie is just stoned.
 
CHARLIE (CONT'D)
 
I kind of wish he'd left a note. You
 
know what I mean?
 
(off her sad nod)
 
Where's the bathroom?
 
SAM
 
It's up the stairs.
 
CHARLIE
 
24.
 
Charlie wanders off. Sam watches him go.
 
38 INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT 38
 
Charlie leaves the bathroom and stops when he sees himself in
 
a large ornate mirror in the hallway.
 
CHARLIE
 
Charlie. Charlie. Weird.
 
Charlie wanders down the hallway, a little lost. He finds
 
the door to the master bedroom and opens it. He sees Patrick
 
and Brad Hays... kissing.
 
CHARLIE (CONT'D)
 
Woah.
 
PATRICK
 
Charlie?
 
BRAD HAYS
 
(nervous)
 
Who is that kid?
 
PATRICK
 
Relax. Relax. He's a friend of mine.
 
Stay here.
 
Patrick closes the bedroom door and follows Charlie.
 
CHARLIE
 
I didn't see anything.
 
PATRICK
 
I know you saw something, but it's okay.
 
Patrick takes a quick peek to make sure no one is watching.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
Listen, Brad doesn't want anyone to
 
know... wait, are you baked?
 
CHARLIE
 
"Like a cake." That's what Bob said.
 
And how you can't have 3 on a match
 
because they would find us. And everyone
 
laughed, but I don't know what's funny.
 
PATRICK
 
Okay, Charlie, listen. I need you to
 
promise that you're not going to say
 
anything to anyone about me and Brad.
 
This has to be our little secret.
 
25.
 
CHARLIE
 
Our little secret. Agreed.
 
PATRICK
 
Thank you. We'll talk later.
 
CHARLIE
 
I look forward to that big talk.
 
Patrick laughs, goes back to the room, and closes the door.
 
39 INT. BOB'S BASEMENT - NIGHT 39
 
The party has thinned. Sam watches Charlie drink his
 
milkshake obsessively with Alice and Mary Elizabeth.
 
CHARLIE
 
Isn't this the best milkshake, Alice?
 
It's even better than the first one.
 
Patrick walks downstairs. Sam motions him over.
 
SAM
 
(barely audible whisper)
 
I need to talk to you. Charlie just told
 
me that his best friend shot himself. I
 
don't think he has any friends.
 
Patrick turns to look at Charlie. He feels so bad for the
 
kid. Patrick raises his plastic cup to the remaining crowd.
 
PATRICK
 
Everyone. Raise your glasses to Charlie.
 
Charlie looks up. A little paranoid. Everyone is staring.
 
CHARLIE
 
What did I do?
 
PATRICK
 
You didn't do anything. We just want to
 
toast our new friend.
 
(off his look)
 
You see things. And you understand.
 
You're a wallflower.
 
Charlie dries his sweaty hands on his pants. He looks around
 
the room at the nods and friendly faces.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
What is it? What's wrong?
 
CHARLIE
 
26.
 
PATRICK
 
Well, we didn't think there were any cool
 
people left to meet. So, everyone...
 
SAM & EVERYONE
 
To Charlie.
 
They all drink. Sam approaches him. A knowing smile.
 
SAM
 
Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
 
Charlie smiles, and the soundtrack comes rushing up loud.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
40 EXT./INT. SAM'S TRUCK - NIGHT 40
 
The truck speeds on Highway 376 toward the Fort Pitt Tunnel.
 
Patrick drives. Sam cranks the radio, blaring "The Tunnel
 
Song." The Star's anthem, "Your Ex-Lover is Dead" is our
 
prototype for tone.
 
SAM
 
My God. What is this song!?
 
PATRICK
 
Right? I have no idea.
 
SAM
 
(to Charlie)
 
Have you heard it before?
 
CHARLIE
 
Never.
 
SAM
 
(light bulb)
 
Wait! Let's go through the tunnel!
 
PATRICK
 
Sam, it's freezing.
 
SAM
 
Patrick, it's the perfect song!
 
PATRICK
 
No. Mama Patrick says no.
 
SAM
 
Patrick, it's Sam. It's Sam talking to
 
you, I'm begging you to drive me--
 
27.
 
PATRICK
 
(laughing)
 
Alright! I concede!
 
Sam climbs through the window to the flat bed. She grips the
 
flood lights to steady herself as she stands.
 
CHARLIE
 
What is she doing?
 
PATRICK
 
Don't worry. She does it all the time.
 
SAM
 
Turn it up!
 
PATRICK
 
You got it, your highness.
 
Patrick turns up the volume and drums on the steering wheel,
 
just as the truck flies into...
 
THE TUNNEL
 
We go behind the truck. Rising as Sam puts her arms in the
 
air. The image moves to Charlie's point of view, rising from
 
Sam's feet up her shivering legs. Past the band-aid on her
 
right knee. To Sam's face as she looks down. Into the
 
camera. Right at us. For we are now...
 
Charlie, looking up at Sam, so in love with this free-spirit.
 
So happy to have friends. Happy to be alive. Charlie gets
 
this look on his face. Patrick notices and smiles.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
What?
 
CHARLIE
 
I feel infinite.
 
The truck flies out of the Fort Pitt Tunnel onto the bridge.
 
Patrick and Charlie laugh as Sam raises her arms. Free and
 
young and alive on the greatest night of Charlie's life.
 
CUT TO:
 
41 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - AFTERNOON 41
 
We see Charlie proudly put a Smiths poster on his wall next
 
to photos of his new friends. He dances to his desk,
 
listening to Air Supply's "All Out of Love" on his Walkman.
 
28.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Dear Friend, I'm sorry I haven't written
 
for awhile, but I've been trying hard not
 
to be a loser.
 
As the lyrics begin, Charlie unabashedly lip-synchs...
 
AIR SUPPLY
 
I'm lying alone with my head on the
 
phone, thinking of you 'til it hurts.
 
Charlie sits at his desk, writing and lip-synching.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
For example, I am trying to participate
 
by listening to Sam's collection of big
 
rock ballads and thinking about love.
 
Sam says they are kitschy and brilliant.
 
I completely agree.
 
42 INT. BILL'S CLASSROOM - MORNING 42
 
As the students file out, Charlie hands his paper to Bill in
 
exchange for a beat up copy of The Great Gatsby.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I am also studying extra books outside of
 
class. As it turns out, Mr. Anderson is
 
a writer. He even had a play put up in
 
New York once, which I think is very
 
impressive. He and his wife might go
 
back there after this year. I know this
 
is selfish, but I really hope he doesn't.
 
Charlie pauses in the doorway and turns back to look at Bill.
 
43 INT. CAFETERIA - LUNCH 43
 
Charlie turns from the lunch line with The Great Gatsby on
 
his tray. He looks at the gang at their table. He sits with
 
them as they debate the design of this month's fanzine.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
My favorite time, though, is lunch because
 
I get to see Sam and Patrick. We spend
 
the time working on Mary Elizabeth's
 
fanzine about music and The Rocky Horror
 
Picture Show. It's called Punk Rocky.
 
Mary Elizabeth is really interesting
 
because she is a Buddhist and a punk, but
 
somehow she always acts like my father at
 
the end of a "long day."
 
29.
 
44 INT. LIBRARY - AFTERNOON 44
 
The xerox spits out copies of PUNK ROCKY! Halloween Issue!
 
Alice staples while Mary Elizabeth works her like a sled dog.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Her best friend Alice loves vampires and
 
wants to go to film school. She also
 
steals jeans from the mall. I don't know
 
why because her family is rich, but I'm
 
trying not to be judgemental. Especially
 
since I know how they were all there for
 
Patrick last year. Patrick never likes
 
to be serious, so it took me awhile to
 
get what happened.
 
Sam and Alice laugh when Patrick begins stapling Mary
 
Elizabeth's fanzines to within an inch of their life.
 
[Note: The following sequence will come from Charlie's POV of
 
Patrick and Brad's activities over a weekend.]
 
45 EXT. FOOTBALL STADIUM - NIGHT 45
 
Brad Hays leads the football team through the banner onto the
 
field as Charlie, Patrick, and Sam cheer. Moments later,
 
Brad pulls his helmet on and rushes onto the field.
 
CHARLIE
 
When he was a junior, Patrick started
 
seeing Brad on the weekends in secret. I
 
guess it was hard, too, because Brad had
 
to get drunk every time they fooled
 
around.
 
46 INT. CAFETERIA - LUNCH 46
 
Patrick whispers while the gang studies their SAT books.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Then, Monday in school, Brad would say,
 
"Man, I was so wasted. I don't remember
 
a thing." This went on for 7 months.
 
47 INT. ST. THOMAS MORE CATHOLIC CHURCH - MORNING 47
 
Charlie sits with his family in itchy church clothes. He
 
turns to see Brad with his father and mother. Proper family.
 
Brad's dad gives him a pat on the back.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
When they finally did it, Brad said he
 
loved Patrick. Then, he started to cry.
 
30.
 
saying his dad would kill him. And
 
saying he was going to hell.
 
48 INT. LIBRARY - DAY 48
 
We see Patrick and Brad walking in the library. They reach
 
the stacks, and just when it looks like they'll speak, they
 
simply... PASS EACH OTHER WITHOUT A WORD.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Patrick was eventually able to help Brad
 
get sober. I asked Patrick if he felt
 
sad that he had to keep it a secret, and
 
he said no because at least now, Brad
 
doesn't have to get drunk to love him.
 
Brad sits down with his football pals. Patrick joins Charlie
 
and Sam at their table. Charlie looks over at Sam, studying
 
hard for her SAT's.
 
CHARLIE (CONT'D)
 
I think that I understand because I
 
really like Sam. I asked my sister about
 
her, and she said that when Sam was a
 
freshman, the upper classmen used to get
 
her drunk at parties. I guess she had a
 
reputation. But I don't care. I'd hate
 
for her to judge me based on what I used
 
to be like.
 
49 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - DUSK 49
 
We see Charlie making a mix tape on his boom box.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
So, I've been making her a mix tape so
 
she will know how I feel.
 
The two cassettes run. The song is just about to finish
 
when... the side runs out of tape and snaps off.
 
CHARLIE (CONT'D)
 
Ah, shit!
 
50 EXT. DORMONT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE THEATER - MIDNIGHT 50
 
The marquee announces it's time for the...
 
51 INT. DORMONT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE THEATER - MIDNIGHT 51
 
... Rocky Horror Picture Show! The ROCKY EMCEE, dressed as
 
Riff Raff, whips the crowd into a frenzy.
 
31.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
ROCKY EMCEE
 
Gimme an R! Gimme an O!
 
Gimme a C! Gimme a K! Gimme
 
a Y! What's that spell!?
 
CROWD
 
R-O-C-K-Y! Rocky! Rocky!
 
Rocky!
 
The crowd cheers! Charlie claps from the front row.
 
52 INT. DORMONT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE THEATER - LATER 52
 
The movie is in full swing. Charlie watches Sam as Janet in
 
the Floor Show. Sam mimics Susan Sarandon perfectly.
 
Especially the body. She winks at Charlie as "Fanfare/Don't
 
Dream It" begins and arriving regally as Frank 'n Furter in
 
full drag is... Patrick.
 
PATRICK
 
Whatever happened to Fae Wray? That
 
delicate, satin draped frame? As it clung
 
to her thigh, how I started to cry 'cause
 
I wanted to be dressed just the same.
 
Patrick is a rock star. He approaches Charlie. Putting his
 
ass in his face. Charlie is freaked out and laughing!
 
Especially when he sees Brad, alone in the back, smiling.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.
 
Swim the warm waters of sins of the
 
flesh. Erotic nightmares beyond any
 
measure. And sensual daydreams to
 
treasure forever. Can't you just see it?
 
Woah oh oh!
 
Charlie stops laughing when the orgy begins between Patrick,
 
Mary Elizabeth (as Columbia), CRAIG (21), an art student with
 
a model's body (as Rocky)... and of course... Sam. Charlie
 
watches Sam until he can't take his lust (or guilt).
 
53 INT. CRAIG'S LOFT APARTMENT - KITCHEN - NIGHT 53
 
We hear the chorus of "Don't Dream It, Be It" as Charlie
 
watches all of the exciting cast members at the after-show
 
party. Charlie sees a photo of Sam's naked back on the wall
 
of Craig's loft. Very arty. Very black & white. Charlie's
 
lust (and guilt) are now at 11. Alice looks at the photo.
 
ALICE
 
It's gorgeous, Craig. What did you use?
 
Craig is impressive to high school kids. He's a little
 
pretentious. But his art school life. His red wine. His
 
loft. Wow. Right now, he holds court in the wine line.
 
32.
 
CRAIG
 
Color film, but black and white paper for
 
the printing. My professor gave me an
 
"A," but for the wrong reasons. Most of
 
them are idiots. You'll see what I mean
 
when you get to college. How were your
 
SAT's by the way?
 
ALICE
 
(worried)
 
1150. I think I'll get into NYU.
 
CRAIG
 
Yeah, I hope so.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
(cruel to Alice)
 
1490. Harvard. Face!
 
54 INT. CRAIG'S LOFT APARTMENT - MOMENTS LATER 54
 
Charlie sees Sam alone on the loft steps. She looks a little
 
down. He hands Sam a plastic cup and sits next to her.
 
CHARLIE
 
Hey. Are you okay?
 
SAM
 
Yeah. Yeah. But I got my SAT results
 
back. Oops.
 
CHARLIE
 
You can take them again.
 
SAM
 
Yeah, it's just if I'm going to Penn
 
State main campus, I have to do much
 
better. I wish I would have studied
 
freshman year. I was a bit of a mess.
 
CHARLIE
 
I'll help you study for the next one.
 
SAM
 
Will you?
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah, of course.
 
SAM
 
Thanks, Charlie.
 
Charlie summons his courage. He hands her the mix tape.
 
33.
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
What's this?
 
CHARLIE
 
Just a mix tape. No big deal. My
 
parents have a pretty good stereo. It's
 
all about that night in the tunnel. I
 
couldn't find that song we were listening
 
to, but I'm still searching for it, so--
 
SAM
 
It's okay. These are great. You have
 
really good taste, Charlie.
 
CHARLIE
 
Really?
 
SAM
 
Yeah. Way better than me as a freshman.
 
I used to listen to the worst top 40.
 
CHARLIE
 
No.
 
SAM
 
Yeah, I did. But then I heard this old
 
song. Pearly Dew Drops Drop. And I
 
thought someday I would be at a party in
 
college or something. And I'd look up
 
and see this person across the room. And
 
from that moment, I'd know everything was
 
going to be okay. You know what I mean?
 
CHARLIE
 
(devastated in love)
 
Yeah.
 
55 INT. CRAIG'S LOFT APARTMENT - LATER 55
 
The tape revolves in the stereo, playing a beautiful ballad.
 
Charlie watches Sam sway to his music like a serenade. Like
 
she is dancing with him. But she isn't. A wider angle
 
reveals that she is slow dancing with... Craig.
 
Charlie is 15 year old CRUSHED. No filter. Just feeling.
 
Patrick, Alice, and Mary Elizabeth watch Sam across the room.
 
ALICE
 
So, what do you think?
 
PATRICK
 
I don't know.
 
34.
 
ALICE
 
I hope it works out. Craig would be a
 
big step up from her last boyfriend.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
No, shit. Who could forget Mr. Car Wash
 
Loser?
 
PATRICK
 
I just hope she stops playing dumb with
 
these guys. I keep telling her... don't
 
make yourself small. You can't save
 
anybody.
 
Craig dips a smiling Sam as the song ends. Sam goes into the
 
kitchen. Craig approaches Charlie. Turns off his mix tape.
 
CRAIG
 
Man, your mix is morbidly sad, kid. How
 
about something a little more upbeat?
 
Craig grabs a record from the pile and slaps it down.
 
CRAIG (CONT'D)
 
Sam tells me you want to be a writer.
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah.
 
ALICE
 
Don't you write poetry, Craig?
 
CRAIG
 
No. Poetry writes me. You know?
 
Charlie sighs. Craig's upbeat song begins to play. He
 
dances over to Sam. Charlie's heart breaks as he watches Sam
 
hug on Craig.
 
56 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - HALLWAY - DAY 56
 
In a mirror image, Candace hugs on Derek near the lockers.
 
Charlie closes his own locker and moves down the hall.
 
57 INT. ENGLISH CLASS - MORNING 57
 
The bell rings. Charlie sets down his On the Road paper.
 
BILL
 
Wow. That was fast. You want another
 
one?
 
35.
 
Charlie nods. Bill smiles and reaches into his desk. He
 
hands Charlie a copy of A Separate Piece. Charlie takes the
 
book and starts to walk out, but he turns back.
 
CHARLIE
 
Mr. Anderson... can I ask you something?
 
BILL
 
Yeah.
 
CHARLIE
 
Why do nice people choose the wrong
 
people to date?
 
BILL
 
Are we talking about anyone specific?
 
Charlie nods. Bill looks straight at him. Not preaching.
 
Coming from a history of personal experience and pain.
 
BILL (CONT'D)
 
We accept the love we think we deserve.
 
CHARLIE
 
Can we make them know they deserve more?
 
BILL
 
We can try.
 
Charlie smiles.
 
58 INT. KINGS FAMILY RESTAURANT - MORNING 58
 
Charlie waits nervously at a booth. He sees Sam enter. He
 
fixes his hair, then pretends to read his SAT PREP BOOK.
 
SAM
 
Hey, Charlie.
 
CHARLIE
 
Hey, Sam. I didn't see you come in. You
 
want to work on probabilities and
 
statistics?
 
Sam nods. They open their books, and a Christmas song
 
begins. In a quick passage of time, we see them study next
 
to Halloween decorations. Then, Thanksgiving. And finally,
 
Christmas decorations.
 
59 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - NIGHT 59
 
The song continues. Charlie's mom and sister hang the
 
Christmas ornaments as Charlie helps his dad find that "one
 
36.
 
CHARLIE
 
Hey, dad. Can I have 30 dollars?
 
FATHER
 
(old joke)
 
20 dollars? What do you want 10 dollars
 
for?
 
CHARLIE
 
Sam is doing secret santa. It's her
 
favorite thing in the world. Please.
 
Charlie's father reaches into his pocket and hands Charlie a
 
bill. It's a fifty. Dad winks, in a great mood.
 
FATHER
 
Have fun.
 
CHARLIE
 
Thanks.
 
60 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - DAY 60
 
Lockers are opened by Charlie. Sam. Patrick. Wrapped gifts
 
are deposited. Mischief smiles. Lockers closed. Everyone
 
loves getting their presents except Charlie - who got socks.
 
61 INT. BILL'S CLASSROOM - MORNING 61
 
Bill hands Charlie a well worn copy of The Catcher in the
 
Rye. He smiles.
 
BILL
 
Charlie... this was my favorite book
 
growing up. This is my copy, but I want
 
you to have it.
 
CHARLIE
 
Thanks.
 
BILL
 
Have a great Christmas break.
 
CHARLIE
 
You too, Mr. Anderson.
 
62 INT. SHOP CLASS - DAY 62
 
Mr. Callahan, the shop teacher, looks at a Sad Sack Girl's
 
clock. He takes a moment, and then...
 
MR. CALLAHAN
 
Terrible stain.
 
37.
 
He moves to Charlie's dad's amazing clock. He hands Charlie
 
an A on a piece of paper.
 
MR. CALLAHAN (CONT'D)
 
That's pretty good, Charlie.
 
Mr. Callahan moves to Patrick's SHITTY WOODEN CLOCK. No
 
stain. No finish. Lop-sided. The ugliest clock you've ever
 
seen in your life.
 
MR. CALLAHAN (CONT'D)
 
You've got to be kidding me.
 
PATRICK
 
If you fail me, you get me next semester.
 
Mr. Callahan writes a grade and slaps it down.
 
63 EXT. WEST END OVERLOOK - NIGHT 63
 
The song continues as Patrick holds up the grade. C minus!
 
Charlie and Sam cheer as Patrick screams at the top of his
 
lungs...
 
PATRICK
 
Woo! C Minus! It's over! It's over!
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average!
 
SAM
 
Below average!
 
Patrick screams at the city in the distance. Below average!
 
64 INT. DORMONT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE THEATER - GREEN ROOM - NIGHT 64
 
We move to find Sam, holding her SAT score up to the group.
 
SAM
 
Hey, guys. 1210.
 
Everyone cheers. Sam hugs Charlie.
 
65 INT. SAM AND PATRICK'S HOUSE - GAMES ROOM - NIGHT 65
 
Charlie carries Sam on his shoulders past the Christmas Tree.
 
Sam wears a Santa Hat like a hot elf.
 
SAM
 
No more applications! No more SAT's!
 
Thank you, Charlie!
 
They pass Mary Elizabeth as she opens her final present.
 
38.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Multiple pairs of blue jeans. Wow. This
 
is a really tough one, but I'm going to
 
have to guess... Alice.
 
Alice smiles. Bob nudges her. Guilty as charged. Mary
 
Elizabeth pulls one last item out of the gift bag.
 
MARY ELIZABETH (CONT'D)
 
Wait, guys... a receipt! She actually
 
paid!
 
PATRICK
 
Impossible!
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
I'm so touched.
 
Alice laughs. Patrick pours everyone brandy. The kids look
 
ridiculous, but they don't feel ridiculous.
 
CHARLIE
 
Where's Craig?
 
SAM
 
He went home to Connecticut. He'll be
 
back for New Year's Eve.
 
CHARLIE
 
I'm sorry we won't be seeing him tonight.
 
Sam nods, then turns. Charlie is delighted. No Craig. The
 
kids settle in the living room in front of the fire.
 
SAM
 
Alright, big brother by 3 weeks. Who's
 
your secret santa?
 
PATRICK
 
I'll tell you, Sam. This one's tough. I
 
have received a harmonica, a magnetic
 
poetry set, a book about Harvey Milk, and
 
a mix with the song "Asleep" on it...
 
twice.
 
Charlie starts snickering. He can't help himself.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
I mean, I have no idea. This collection
 
of presents is so gay that I think I must
 
have given them to myself. But despite
 
that distinct possibility, I'm going to
 
have to go with... drum roll... Charlie.
 
39.
 
Charlie holds up his hands. Yay! They all cheer.
 
SAM
 
Alright, Charlie... it's your turn.
 
Charlie and Patrick switch places. Charlie stands.
 
CHARLIE
 
Okay. Uh, I have received socks, pants,
 
a shirt, and a belt. I was ordered to
 
wear them all tonight. So, I'm guessing
 
my secret santa is Mary Elizabeth.
 
PATRICK
 
Huh. Now, why do you say that?
 
CHARLIE
 
I don't know. She bosses people around
 
sometimes.
 
The gang cracks up. Mary Elizabeth is pissed.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
What the hell is wrong with you?
 
CHARLIE
 
Sorry.
 
PATRICK
 
Well, you'll be surprised to know that
 
your secret santa is actually... me.
 
CHARLIE
 
You got me clothes? Why?
 
PATRICK
 
Because all the great writers used to
 
wear great suits. Your last present is
 
on a towel rack in the bathroom. Delve
 
into our facilities. Emerge a star.
 
Charlie gives Sam a sack of presents.
 
CHARLIE
 
Can you hand these out while I'm gone?
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Wait a second. There's only secret santa
 
presents. There are rules, Charlie.
 
PATRICK
 
Mary Elizabeth, why are you trying to eat
 
Christmas? Hand them out, Sam.
 
40.
 
Sam gives out the presents. The group rips them open. Alice
 
looks at a book about Martin Scorsese with the inscription...
 
ALICE
 
"Alice, I know you'll get into NYU."
 
Alice turns to Mary Elizabeth who holds up a card with...
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
40 dollars.
 
(reads card)
 
"To print Punk Rocky in color next time."
 
Bob blows soap bubbles into the air. Stoned. Mesmerized.
 
BOB
 
He knows me. He really knows me.
 
Sam looks at her present. An old 45 record of The Beatles
 
classic "Something" with a card. She reads the card. Holds
 
it to her chest. Very moved.
 
SAM
 
Come on out, Charlie.
 
They all chime in. "Let's go, young man!" "Charlie!
 
Charlie!" Charlie opens the door off camera, and we see his
 
entrance play off their faces. The reverse angle reveals...
 
Charlie dressed in his suit. Like the best of English mods
 
in the 60's. For those of you who know the book, this is the
 
cover. They all clap. It's magic.
 
PATRICK
 
Yeah! What a display of man I have ever
 
seen!
 
Sam and Charlie look at each and smile.
 
66 INT. SAM'S BEDROOM - LATER 66
 
The door opens. Sam and Charlie walk into the dark room.
 
CHARLIE
 
Where are we going?
 
SAM
 
It's a surprise.
 
Sam flips the switch, bathing the room in light. Sam's room
 
is so cool. A shrine to music. A xerox that says "The
 
Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves." Virgin Mary
 
icons. Snow globes. Kitsch.
 
41.
 
CHARLIE
 
Is this your room? It's so cool.
 
SAM
 
Thanks.
 
Sam points to a green box with a red ribbon on her desk.
 
CHARLIE
 
You got me a present?
 
SAM
 
With all that help on my Penn State
 
application? Of course I did. Open it.
 
Charlie lifts up the box to reveal an OLD MANUAL TYPEWRITER.
 
CHARLIE
 
I don't know what to say.
 
SAM
 
You don't have to say anything.
 
Sam goes over and types. "Write about us sometime." He
 
smiles and types back. "I will." They look at each other.
 
We can hear a lovely ballad playing downstairs.
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
I'm sorry we can't be here for your
 
birthday.
 
CHARLIE
 
That's okay. I'm just sorry you have to
 
go back and visit your dad.
 
SAM
 
I'm in such a great mood, I don't think
 
even he could ruin it. I feel like I'm
 
finally doing good.
 
CHARLIE
 
You are.
 
SAM
 
Me? What about you? When I met you, you
 
were this scared freshman. And look at
 
you in that suit. You're like a sexy
 
English school boy. I saw Mary Elizabeth
 
checking you out.
 
CHARLIE
 
(innocent laugh)
 
No.
 
42.
 
SAM
 
Innocent. Worst kind of guys. Never see
 
you coming. And parents love you. That's
 
like... extra danger.
 
CHARLIE
 
Well, it hasn't worked so far.
 
SAM
 
Come on. You've never had a girlfriend?
 
Not even a 2nd grade valentine?
 
He shakes his head.
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
Have you ever kissed a girl?
 
CHARLIE
 
No. What about you?
 
SAM
 
Have I ever kissed a girl?
 
CHARLIE
 
(laughs)
 
No! Your first kiss...
 
Sam gets this strange look in her eyes. A little haunted.
 
SAM
 
My first kiss? I was 11. His name was
 
Robert. He would come over to the house
 
all the time.
 
CHARLIE
 
Was he your first boyfriend?
 
SAM
 
He was my dad's boss.
 
Charlie goes silent.
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
You know Charlie, I used to sleep with
 
guys who treated me like shit. And get
 
wasted all the time. But now... I feel
 
like I have a chance. I could even get
 
into a real college.
 
CHARLIE
 
It's true. You can do it.
 
SAM
 
43.
 
CHARLIE
 
My Aunt... she had that same thing done
 
to her, too. And she turned her life
 
around.
 
SAM
 
She must have been great.
 
CHARLIE
 
She was my favorite person in the
 
world... until now.
 
Sam smiles. She's very moved.
 
SAM
 
Charlie, I know that you know I like
 
Craig. But I want to forget that for a
 
minute. Okay? I just want to make sure
 
that the first person who kisses you
 
loves you. Okay?
 
Charlie nods. And with that, Sam leans over and kisses him.
 
It starts softly, then Sam wraps her thin arms around him.
 
Holding on for lonely life. When the song crescendos, and
 
they part, Charlie and Sam look at each other. Finally...
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
I love you, Charlie.
 
CHARLIE
 
I love you, too.
 
67 EXT. SAM AND PATRICK'S HOUSE - NIGHT 67
 
The porch lights are as golden as Charlie feels right now.
 
We see the girls wave to each other and hug Sam.
 
GANG
 
"Merry Christmas!" "Good luck at your
 
dad's!" "See you at New Year's!"
 
Patrick approaches Charlie in the doorway.
 
CHARLIE
 
Have a good time at your mom's.
 
PATRICK
 
Thanks. And Charlie... since you were
 
born on Christmas Eve, I figure you don't
 
get a lot of birthday presents. So, I
 
thought you should have my clock. From
 
the heart.
 
44.
 
CHARLIE
 
Thank you, Patrick.
 
Sam gives Charlie one last hug. Patrick and Sam watch their
 
friends leave.
 
PATRICK
 
I love you guys!
 
68 EXT. DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH - NIGHT 68
 
We fly as high as Charlie feels. Above the city on Christmas
 
Eve.
 
69 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - NIGHT 69
 
The front door opens, revealing Charlie's dad.
 
FATHER
 
Hey! Look who's here!
 
He moves out of the way, and standing there is Charlie's
 
older brother, CHRIS KELMECKIS (19). Chris is handsome,
 
charismatic, and an all around winner.
 
CHRIS
 
Come here, little sister.
 
CANDACE
 
Hey, Chris.
 
Big hug. Chris smiles big and "son flirts" with his mom.
 
CHRIS
 
Ma, you look so thin!
 
MOTHER
 
10 pounds... Weight Watchers.
 
Big kiss. When he lets go, he sees Charlie and smiles.
 
CHRIS
 
Charlie...
 
Chris and Charlie look at each other in silence. Then, hug.
 
As the family moves into the dining room to celebrate, Chris
 
gives him a quiet...
 
CHRIS (CONT'D)
 
Happy birthday.
 
70 INT. CHARLIE'S DINING ROOM - MOMENTS LATER 70
 
45.
 
MOTHER
 
Make a wish, honey.
 
We move closer to Charlie as he makes his wish and blows out
 
his 16 candles.
 
MATCH CUT TO:
 
71 EXT. CHARLIE'S STREET - NIGHT (PRESENT) 71
 
The wind blows out a candle in one of the luminaria bags.
 
The suburb is quiet. Not a creature is stirring. Except...
 
Charlie. He fills a brown paper bag with sand and a candle.
 
He lights the candle, making the bag glow like a beautiful
 
lantern. He looks down his street, where families are out
 
with their kids, doing the same luminaria ritual.
 
MATCH CUT TO:
 
72 EXT. CHARLIE'S STREET - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 72
 
The same street. Christmas Eve. Many years ago. Aunt Helen
 
and the kids finish their luminaria bags. Aunt Helen lights
 
up the candles. They glow.
 
AUNT HELEN
 
Can you see it, Charlie? The luminaria
 
is a landing strip for Santa Claus.
 
The image goes wide. All of these bags glowing. Beautiful.
 
Aunt Helen rattles her keys. Whispers.
 
AUNT HELEN (CONT'D)
 
Keep an eye out for him with your brother
 
and sister. I'll be right back.
 
She bends down and whispers into his ear.
 
AUNT HELEN (CONT'D)
 
I'm going to get your birthday present.
 
She musses his hair and gets in the car.
 
END FLASHBACK
 
73 EXT. CHARLIE'S STREET - NIGHT (PRESENT) 73
 
Charlie hovers over the glowing luminaria. Something is
 
bothering him. He shakes it off.
 
46.
 
74 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - KITCHEN/DINING ROOM - NIGHT 74
 
Charlie wanders through the quiet house. He turns the corner
 
where he finds Chris sitting at the table. He's lit by a
 
couple of candles and the blinking lights of the Christmas
 
Tree. He's surrounded by leftovers. Charlie sits.
 
CHARLIE
 
Hey.
 
Chris chews and swallows. Famished. They both whisper.
 
CHRIS
 
Hey. God, I missed mom's cooking. You
 
have no idea how good you have it. I'm
 
actually beginning to hate pizza.
 
Charlie smiles. Grabs a Hershey Kiss cookie.
 
CHARLIE
 
How are you liking school?
 
CHRIS
 
Not bad. I'm no brainiac like you or
 
Candace. But I'm doing okay.
 
CHARLIE
 
Okay? You're playing in a Bowl Game.
 
Chris laughs. Charlie smiles. A moment passes. Chris
 
changes his tone. Cautious.
 
CHRIS
 
How are you feeling, Charlie?
 
CHARLIE
 
Good.
 
CHRIS
 
You know what I mean. Is it bad tonight?
 
CHARLIE
 
No.
 
CHRIS
 
No?
 
CHARLIE
 
I'm not picturing things anymore. And
 
when I do, I can just shut it off.
 
CHRIS
 
(relieved)
 
47.
 
now. And maybe if it does get bad again,
 
you can just talk to them, yeah?
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah. Especially Sam. I'm going to ask
 
her out at New Years. I think the time
 
is right now.
 
Chris smiles at his kid brother. We hear the church organ.
 
75 INT. ST. THOMAS MORE CHURCH - MORNING 75
 
The family moves down the line to receive Holy Communion at
 
Christmas Mass. Charlie's father, then mother, then sister,
 
take the sacrament. Charlie is next. The PRIEST makes the
 
motion of the cross with the communion wafer. He places it
 
in Charlie's hand. Charlie brings the sacrament to his mouth
 
with his fingers...
 
MATCH CUT TO:
 
76 INT. BOB'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 76
 
We move in closer to Charlie's fingers in his mouth. When he
 
takes his hand out, we see... a tab of LSD. The church organ
 
is now a rock organ. And it's now... New Year's Eve.
 
Charlie closes his mouth. He looks down the hall of the
 
smoky room where Craig has his arm around Sam. Charlie turns
 
to Mary Elizabeth, who's also dosed.
 
CHARLIE
 
How long does this take to work?
 
77 EXT. BOB'S HOUSE - NIGHT 77
 
About 45 minutes. The sound is muted thick. Slight echoes.
 
Charlie shovels the snow. Crunch. Fascinated by his breath
 
making fog. Sam comes outside. She's worried about him.
 
SAM
 
Shoveling snow, huh?
 
CHARLIE
 
I have to get this driveway clean. Then,
 
I have to congratulate you for being
 
happy because you deserve it.
 
SAM
 
You said that an hour ago.
 
CHARLIE
 
Was that tonight? God. I was looking at
 
this tree, but it was a dragon, and then
 
48.
 
CHRIS (CONT'D)
 
SAM
 
Okay, Charlie. Don't freak out. Just
 
give me the shovel. Calm down. Look up.
 
She points. Charlie looks up. Sees the stars.
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
Isn't it quiet?
 
CHARLIE
 
Sam, you ever think that if people knew
 
how crazy you really were, no one would
 
ever talk to you?
 
SAM
 
All the time. So, you want to put on
 
these glasses? They'll protect you.
 
Sam puts her arm around his shoulder. Protecting him.
 
Charlie looks through the glasses. The sky bends like a
 
globe. When he breathes, the sky ripples.
 
78 INT. BOB'S HOUSE - NIGHT 78
 
Charlie wanders through the party, tripping out of his mind.
 
He sits down on the sofa. The world unbends as Charlie takes
 
off the glasses. Kids walk around the party, leaving ghosts
 
of themselves behind.
 
Charlie looks upstairs to find... Sam and Craig kissing.
 
Craig leads her to the bedroom.
 
Charlie looks back at the party as kids gather for the New
 
Years countdown. Patrick leads the charge.
 
PATRICK
 
10-9-8...
 
79 EXT. CHARLIE'S STREET - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 79
 
In a QUICK FLASH, we see 7 year old Charlie with Aunt Helen
 
on Christmas Eve. She bends to whisper in his ear.
 
AUNT HELEN
 
It'll be our little secret, all right?
 
80 INT. BOB'S HOUSE - NIGHT (PRESENT) 80
 
We are BACK TO PRESENT as Charlie takes a deep breath and
 
tries to remember that he's at a New Year's party.
 
PATRICK
 
7-6-5-4-3-2-1. Happy New Year!
 
49.
 
The crowd cheers, leaving ghosts of themselves. Charlie gets
 
up from the sofa and walks out of Bob's house.
 
81 EXT. CHARLIE'S STREET - NIGHT 81
 
Charlie walks down the road under a streetlight. Silhouette.
 
The road is icy. Charlie lays down and starts moving his
 
arms in the snow. The memories begin to haunt him.
 
82 EXT. CHARLIE'S STREET - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 82
 
7 year old Charlie waves goodbye to Aunt Helen as she drives
 
away through the landing strip for Santa Claus.
 
83 EXT. CHARLIE'S STREET - NIGHT (PRESENT) 83
 
16 year old Charlie blinks. The memories come faster.
 
84 INT. AUNT HELEN'S CAR - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 84
 
Aunt Helen drives past a tall snow drift. She looks down at
 
the 45 of The Beatles in the seat next to her. She smiles at
 
Charlie's birthday present. Then, she looks up as the
 
headlights of the semi truck smash the windows with a CRASH!
 
85 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 85
 
Charlie's mother opens the door, revealing a POLICEMAN. He
 
turns to Charlie in his party hat. 7 years old and confused.
 
86 EXT. CHARLIE'S STREET - NIGHT (PRESENT) 86
 
16 year old Charlie lays on the snow, shivering, as the image
 
goes high above to reveal he's made a snow angel.
 
87 INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - AFTERNOON 87
 
The Emergency room is bustling on New Year's Day. Charlie
 
looks up as the POLICE, DOCTORS, and his PARENTS tower over
 
him. He is terrified and does what any kid would do. He
 
lies his ass off.
 
POLICEMAN
 
Did your older friends pressure you?
 
CHARLIE
 
No one pressured me into anything. I
 
would never do drugs, officer. Never.
 
POLICEMAN
 
Then, how did you happen to be passed out
 
on the ground at 6 in the morning?
 
50.
 
CHARLIE
 
Well, um... I was really tired, and uh...
 
I was feeling feverish. So, I went
 
outside for a walk, just to get some cold
 
air. And I started seeing things. So, I
 
passed out.
 
He waits to see if this worked. And then, unexpectedly...
 
MOTHER
 
(worried)
 
You're seeing things again, Charlie?
 
CHARLIE
 
(oops)
 
Not, uh... Not really.
 
88 EXT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - PARKING LOT - MORNING 88
 
The tires squish the grey slush puddle as the busses pull
 
into the dreary parking lot. School is back in session.
 
89 INT. HALLWAY - MORNING 89
 
Charlie shakes off the cold, then takes off his overcoat to
 
reveal... he's wearing his suit from Secret Santa. All the
 
kids stare. Charlie realizes he made a terrible mistake.
 
CHARLIE
 
It was a Christmas present.
 
90 INT. BILL'S CLASSROOM - MORNING 90
 
Charlie sits as Bill hands out the book for the semester...
 
The Great Gatsby. As the kids chatter, Bill gives Charlie
 
his own book to start the year... The Stranger.
 
CHARLIE
 
Did you have fun on your break?
 
BILL
 
More fun than you're going to have today,
 
Sinatra.
 
Bill pats his shoulder and moves on. The Smart Ass Freshman
 
looks at Charlie and whispers.
 
SMART ASS FRESHMAN
 
Nice look, jag off.
 
91 EXT. DORMONT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE THEATER - NIGHT 91
 
The Rocky Horror faithful enter the theater.
 
51.
 
SAM (O.S.)
 
I called him 30 times.
 
92 INT. DORMONT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE THEATER - GREEN ROOM - NIGHT 92
 
Mary Elizabeth and the kids get ready for the floor show.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Well what are we supposed to do? We're
 
going on in 10 minutes!
 
The phone rings. Mary Elizabeth picks up. Charlie turns to
 
Brad, sitting next to him. Charlie is freaking out.
 
CHARLIE
 
But they said in health class--
 
BRAD HAYS
 
They say that about LSD to scare you.
 
CHARLIE
 
Are you sure?
 
BRAD HAYS
 
Charlie, you're fine, man.
 
Mary Elizabeth hangs up the phone, frustrated.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Guys, we have an emergency. Craig flaked
 
out on us again. I need a Rocky. Brad?
 
BRAD HAYS
 
(scared)
 
No way. There are people out here.
 
The group is deflated. They all start thinking. After a
 
beat, Mary Elizabeth looks at Charlie.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Charlie... take off your clothes.
 
93 INT. DORMONT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE THEATER - LATER 93
 
You know those dreams you have when you are standing in front
 
of 200 people in your underwear? Well, this is no dream.
 
We hear a heart beat as Charlie dances out of the Rocky gauze
 
and finds himself standing in tight gold underwear, looking
 
out at 200 people, cheering him on.
 
His friends can't stop smiling. Especially Mary Elizabeth,
 
who watches Charlie's little butt in the gold undies. She
 
52.
 
94 INT. DORMONT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE THEATER - LATER 94
 
"Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me" is in full swing. Sam slinks
 
over to Charlie dressed in her white bra and slip.
 
SAM
 
(as Janet)
 
So if anything grows while you pose.
 
I'll oil you up and drop you down. And
 
that's just one small fraction of the
 
main attraction. You need a friendly
 
hand. And I need action!
 
Sam grabs Charlie's hands and rubs them all over her chest.
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
Ah! Touch a touch a touch me! I wanna
 
be dirty! Thrill me. Chill me. Fulfill
 
me! Creature of the night!
 
The song continues. We see flashes of the night's
 
performance as Charlie goes from train wreck to triumph.
 
Charlie joins Sam in the kick line, and it feels like it's
 
just the two of them. On the final beat, Sam gasps...
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
Creature of the night!
 
The song ends. The cast bows. Sam and Patrick push Charlie
 
in front for his own curtain call. Everyone cheers. It's
 
the night he'll never forget.
 
95 EXT. DORMONT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE THEATER - NIGHT 95
 
The wind whips. That bracing February cold. Charlie helps
 
Mary Elizabeth carry the costumes outside to her car.
 
CHARLIE
 
Maybe I could join the cast as an
 
alternate or something?
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
We're filled up now, but they'll need
 
people after we leave for college. I
 
could put in a good word for you.
 
CHARLIE
 
That'd be great. Thanks.
 
They put the box in her trunk. Snap it closed. We can't
 
help but notice the "Keep Your Laws Off My Body" bumper
 
sticker as Mary Elizabeth tries her best to flirt.
 
53.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Charlie... have you heard of the Sadie
 
Hawkins dance?
 
CHARLIE
 
The one where the girl asks the guy.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Yeah. Well, obviously, it's completely
 
stupid and sexist. It's like, "Hey,
 
thanks for the crumb." And normally, I'd
 
just blow it off because school dances
 
suck torture. But, you know, it's my
 
last year, and... would you maybe want to
 
go with me?
 
CHARLIE
 
You want to go with me?
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
I'm sick of macho guys. And you looked
 
really cute in your costume. So, what do
 
you say?
 
Charlie thinks and thinks and...
 
96 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - DUSK 96
 
Ding dong. Charlie's mom opens the door for MARY ELIZABETH.
 
Charlie straightens out his church suit. So nervous.
 
MOTHER
 
You must be Mary Elizabeth. It's so good
 
to meet you.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
You, too, Mrs. Kelmeckis.
 
FATHER
 
(shit eating grin)
 
Charlie tells me you're a Buddhist.
 
97 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - FIREPLACE - DUSK 97
 
Charlie and Mary Elizabeth stand next to Candace and Derek.
 
FATHER
 
OK, a little closer together. That looks
 
nice. Buddhist, I need you to smile a
 
little bit more. There you go. Nice.
 
Cheese! White flash. The picture of 4 kids. Smiling big.
 
54.
 
98 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - GYMNASIUM - NIGHT 98
 
Charlie and Mary Elizabeth slow dance to an 80's love song.
 
Sweaty palms. Awkward. Hands on hips. Horror.
 
Charlie looks around the gym. He sees Alice dancing with her
 
date, an EFFEMINATE GOTH KID (17). We'll never meet him, but
 
he'll make us laugh once.
 
Charlie then watches Patrick dance with Sam. He follows
 
Patrick's gaze across the floor to Brad, who dances with a
 
SENIOR GIRL (18). Charlie sees the boys look at each other.
 
For one moment, it's like they're dancing together.
 
99 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - GYMNASIUM - LATER 99
 
Mary Elizabeth is at the punch bowl with the gang. Charlie
 
sees Sam, standing by the wall, looking sad. He approaches.
 
CHARLIE
 
Are you having a good time?
 
SAM
 
Not really. How about you?
 
CHARLIE
 
I don't know. This is my first date, so
 
I don't know what to compare it to.
 
SAM
 
Don't worry. You're doing fine.
 
Charlie joins her at the wall. Mary Elizabeth gives them a
 
quick, jealous look.
 
CHARLIE
 
I'm sorry Craig didn't come.
 
SAM
 
Yeah. He said he didn't want to go to
 
some stupid high school dance. Can't say
 
I blame him.
 
CHARLIE
 
I don't know. If you like it, he should
 
come.
 
SAM
 
Thanks, Charlie. Have a beautiful first
 
date. You deserve it.
 
CHARLIE
 
I'll try not to make you too jealous.
 
55.
 
He said it to cheer her up. Sam forces a smile and leaves.
 
100 INT. MARY ELIZABETH'S DEN/LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 100
 
Mary Elizabeth approaches Charlie on the antique sofa. She
 
uncorks a bottle of wine. POP! She hands him the bottle.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Mmmm. Now, let it breathe.
 
Mary Elizabeth walks over to the vintage turntable. She
 
turns on the gas fireplace with a remote control. Roar!
 
CHARLIE
 
This is sure a nice house.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Thanks.
 
Mary Elizabeth drops the needle on a vinyl LP. A Doo Wop
 
make-out classic begins to play. She dances over to Charlie.
 
MARY ELIZABETH (CONT'D)
 
Mmmm. Don't you just love old music?
 
(off his nod)
 
Good. Because I made you a mix of it.
 
I'd love to expose you to great things.
 
Like Billie Holiday and foreign films.
 
She pours the wine. Charlie looks at the bottle.
 
CHARLIE
 
This merlot is really fancy.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Yeah. My dad collects wine, but he
 
doesn't drink. That's weird, isn't it?
 
CHARLIE
 
I guess. Where are your parents?
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Their club is hosting a cotillion or
 
something racist. They'll be gone all
 
night.
 
Mary Elizabeth drops her necklace with a thud. Charlie looks
 
around. Heart beating.
 
CHARLIE
 
That's sure a nice fire.
 
56.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Yeah. After I'm done being a lobbyist, I
 
want to move to a house like this in Cape
 
Cod. That sounds nice, doesn't it?
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah.
 
She reaches out and touches his chest.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Your heart is beating really fast.
 
CHARLIE
 
Is it?
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Here, feel.
 
She puts her hand on his. Moves it to his chest.
 
MARY ELIZABETH (CONT'D)
 
Charlie?
 
CHARLIE
 
Uh-huh?
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Do you like me?
 
CHARLIE
 
Uh-huh.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
You know what I mean.
 
CHARLIE
 
I think so.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Don't be nervous.
 
She slowly moves his hand to her dress strap. It falls off
 
her shoulder. She leans in for a red wine kiss. She guides
 
his hand over her bra. He feels her breast. Wow.
 
MATCH CUT TO:
 
101 INT. MARY ELIZABETH'S BASEMENT - FANTASY 101
 
For a quick moment, Charlie imagines he is kissing Sam.
 
Broken by...
 
57.
 
102 INT. MARY ELIZABETH'S BASEMENT - MOMENTS LATER 102
 
Mary Elizabeth moves his hand away. Charlie blinks, taking a
 
moment to realize Sam's not the one in the room. The song is
 
over. The needle turns at the end of the record.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Charlie...
 
She gives him one last kiss. Content, she lays down on his
 
lap. Peaceful.
 
MARY ELIZABETH (CONT'D)
 
I didn't know how it was going to go
 
tonight, but it was really nice, huh?
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
I can't believe it. You of all people.
 
I just can't believe you're my boyfriend.
 
We land on Charlie's face. "What?" And then, we hear the
 
GARAGE DOOR OPEN.
 
MARY ELIZABETH (CONT'D)
 
Oh, shit! My parents!
 
The mad scramble for clothes begins.
 
CUT TO:
 
103 EXT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - NIGHT 103
 
Mary Elizabeth's car pulls in front of Charlie's house.
 
Charlie gets out. Wanting to say he's not her boyfriend.
 
Not knowing how. Mary Elizabeth smiles. Smitten.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
See you Monday.
 
With that, she backs out of the driveway. We see him from
 
the back of her car, getting smaller and smaller. His
 
stomach already filling with acid.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Dear Friend... I'm sorry I haven't
 
written for awhile, but things are a
 
total disaster.
 
58.
 
104 INT. CAFETERIA - LUNCH 104
 
Sam, Patrick, and Alice are seated around the table. Mary
 
Elizabeth has her arms around Charlie. Smothering him.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
We're literally making out, and I'm in my
 
bra. Hello! And the front door opens.
 
It's my parents! I'm scrambling to get
 
my dress on. It was crazy. Right, babe?
 
Charlie nods, tortured.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I probably should have been honest about
 
how I didn't want to go out with Mary
 
Elizabeth after Sadie's, but I really
 
didn't want to hurt her feelings.
 
105 EXT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT - MORNING 105
 
Ash Wednesday. Charlie gets out of the school bus to
 
immediately find Mary Elizabeth waiting for him. She sees
 
the cross of ashes on his forehead. She thinks his ashes are
 
a smudge. She cleans it.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
You see, Mary Elizabeth is a really nice
 
person underneath the part of her that
 
hates everyone. And since I heard that
 
having a girlfriend makes you happy, I
 
tried hard to love her like I love Sam.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Can you believe it's almost our two week
 
anniversary?
 
CHARLIE
 
I know.
 
106 EXT. DORMONT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE THEATER - NIGHT 106
 
A double date. Craig and Sam buy the tickets to see the
 
silent classic, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
So, I took her on double dates.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
(proud)
 
Your first foreign film.
 
CHARLIE
 
59.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Vegans don't eat butter.
 
Charlie tries not to feel Mary Elizabeth's sweaty hand.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
And I tried not to mind that she loves to
 
hold hands even when her hands are
 
sweaty.
 
107 INT. MARY ELIZABETH'S DEN/LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 107
 
Just like Sadie's except... the fire in the fireplace is out.
 
We move from the fireplace to Charlie, touching Mary
 
Elizabeth's breasts over her sweater.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
And I had to admit something really
 
upsetting. But I am tired of touching
 
her boobs. I thought maybe if she would
 
just let me pick the make-out music once
 
in awhile, we might have a chance.
 
Charlie looks at the Ani DiFranco Mix on the stereo. Sighs.
 
108 INT. CAFETERIA - LUNCH 108
 
The gang is there. Walden rests on Charlie's lunch tray.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
And maybe if she didn't put down the
 
books that Mr. Anderson gives me.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Walden? I read it in 7th grade. I would
 
have called it "On Boring Pond."
 
109 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - AFTERNOON 109
 
Ring! Charlie grabs the cordless. He looks at Patrick's
 
clock. 3:13pm. His voice can no longer hide his quiet rage.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Or if she would stop calling me the
 
minute I get home from school when I have
 
absolutely nothing to talk about other
 
than the bus ride home...
 
MARY ELIZABETH (V.O.)
 
That dairy just sits with you. It walks
 
with you.
 
Charlie calmly puts down the phone and leaves the room. We
 
60.
 
110 INT. CHARLIE'S KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER 110
 
Charlie is so miserable. His mom is sympathetic.
 
MOTHER
 
She's on the phone right now? Charlie,
 
you have to break up with her.
 
CHARLIE
 
I can do that?
 
Charlie's father leans back from the sofa and his newspaper.
 
FATHER
 
For Christ's sake... I need to use the
 
phone!
 
111 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - MOMENTS LATER 111
 
He returns. Mary Elizabeth is still talking on the cordless.
 
MARY ELIZABETH (V.O.)
 
I'll give you this book. It's really how
 
I became a vegan--
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I know I should have been honest, but I
 
was getting so mad, it was starting to
 
scare me.
 
He looks back at the clock. 3:23pm.
 
CHARLIE (CONT'D)
 
Um... Mary Elizabeth. Can I talk to you--
 
MARY ELIZABETH (V.O.)
 
Charlie. Please, don't interrupt. You
 
know I hate that.
 
Charlie goes to his quiet place. Tick. Tick. Tick.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I just wish I could have found another
 
way to break up. In hindsight, I
 
probably could not have picked a worse
 
way to be honest with Mary Elizabeth.
 
112 INT. CRAIG'S LOFT APARTMENT - NIGHT 112
 
Truth or dare. The gang is seated in a circle, drinking from
 
plastic cups. Charlie sits between Mary Elizabeth and Sam.
 
BOB
 
61.
 
PATRICK
 
Who are you talking to?
 
BOB
 
I dare you to kiss Alice.
 
PATRICK
 
(licks his lips)
 
Get ready, breeder.
 
As Patrick approaches an apprehensive Alice...
 
CRAIG
 
Mary Elizabeth? Samantha told me that
 
you got into Harvard. Congratulations.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Thank you.
 
(re: Charlie)
 
This one still hasn't gotten me flowers.
 
(to Charlie)
 
But I forgive you.
 
She kisses him. Charlie bites his cheeks. Sam looks a
 
little depressed.
 
CRAIG
 
(to Sam)
 
Don't worry about Penn State. You're
 
just wait-listed.
 
PATRICK
 
Excuse me, everyone, but you're missing
 
some hot "fag on goth" action.
 
Anticipation. Patrick is getting ready to plant the biggest
 
kiss on Alice when she jumps him. Everyone groans. Ew!
 
Laughter. Patrick looks for the next person. Charlie's
 
heart pounds. Don't pick me! Please!
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
Okay. My turn. Um... let's think...
 
Charlie... truth or dare?
 
Silence. Thinking. Finally...
 
CHARLIE
 
Truth.
 
PATRICK
 
How is your first relationship going?
 
62.
 
CHARLIE
 
It's so bad that I keep fantasizing that
 
one of us is dying of cancer, so I don't
 
have to break up with her.
 
PATRICK
 
Charlie? Truth or dare?
 
Charlie blinks. It was all fantasy.
 
CHARLIE
 
Dare.
 
PATRICK
 
I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in
 
the room on the lips. Notice I
 
charitably said girl and not person
 
because let's face it... I'd smoke all
 
you bitches.
 
Alice hits him. Laughter. Charlie thinks. He looks at Mary
 
Elizabeth, then turns to Sam. Before Sam can even react...
 
Charlie plants a kiss right on her lips. When he opens his
 
eyes, he looks around, and realizes the magnitude of his
 
mistake. Everyone stares. After a horrible silence...
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
Now that's fucked up.
 
Without a word, Mary Elizabeth just stands, dignified, and
 
goes into the kitchen.
 
CHARLIE
 
Mary Elizabeth, I'm sorry. I'm--
 
Alice follows Mary Elizabeth. Sam is close behind.
 
CHARLIE (CONT'D)
 
Sam?! Sam! I'm sorry. I didn't mean
 
anything by it. I'm sorry.
 
Sam turns and looks at him. She doesn't even recognize him.
 
SAM
 
What the hell is wrong with you?
 
Charlie is devastated.
 
113 EXT. BOB'S HOUSE - NIGHT 113
 
They move to the driveway. Charlie feels awful. Panicky.
 
CHARLIE
 
63.
 
PATRICK
 
Trust me. You don't want to go back
 
there.
 
CHARLIE
 
But, I... I'm sorry... I didn't mean to
 
do anything.
 
PATRICK
 
I know you didn't, but look... I hate to
 
be the one to break this, but there's
 
history with Mary Elizabeth and Sam.
 
Other guys. Things that have nothing to
 
do with you. But... it's best if you
 
stay away for awhile.
 
CHARLIE
 
(crushed)
 
Oh. Okay. How long do you think?
 
Silence. Charlie looks over at Patrick, who wears a grave
 
expression. It's going to be a long time. We hear the sound
 
of the typewriter.
 
114 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - MORNING 114
 
Charlie sits at his desk. It looks like he's barely slept.
 
He begins typing. The keys up close and loud. Clak.
 
CLOSE UP TYPING: "Dear friend, I have not seen my friends for
 
2 weeks now. I am starting to get bad again."
 
Charlie stares at the typewriter. And remembers.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
115 INT. CHARLIE'S KITCHEN - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 115
 
Little Charlie pops his head around the corner from the
 
hallway. He looks at something we can't see yet.
 
BACK TO:
 
116 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - MORNING (PRESENT) 116
 
Present. Knock. Knock. Charlie's mom opens the door.
 
MOTHER
 
We're going to be late for Easter Mass.
 
CHARLIE
 
I'll... I'll be there in a minute.
 
64.
 
Charlie forces a smile, then looks back at the typewriter.
 
And tries to shake off the memory.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
117 INT. CHARLIE'S KITCHEN - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 117
 
Little Charlie looks at Aunt Helen as she smokes her
 
cigarette and sobs.
 
BACK TO:
 
118 INT. ST. THOMAS MORE CHURCH - MORNING 118
 
Charlie is lost. His family sits in the pews for Easter
 
Mass. Charlie watches the PRIEST recite the Lord's prayer.
 
PRIEST
 
Our Father who art in Heaven. Hallowed
 
be Thy name. Thy kingdom come--
 
MATCH CUT TO:
 
119 INT. ST. THOMAS MORE CHURCH - MORNING (FLASHBACK) 119
 
7 year old Charlie watches the PRIEST recite the Lord's
 
prayer. He looks at Aunt Helen's picture on the coffin.
 
PRIEST
 
Thy will be done on earth as it is in
 
Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread.
 
MATCH CUT TO:
 
120 INT. ST. THOMAS MORE CHURCH - MORNING (PRESENT) 120
 
16 year old Charlie looks haunted by the memory.
 
PRIEST
 
And forgive us our trespasses as we
 
forgive those who trespass against us--
 
The voices drift away and all Charlie can see is...
 
CUT TO:
 
121 INT. CHARLIE'S KITCHEN - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 121
 
7 year old Charlie takes Aunt Helen's hand to make her stop
 
crying.
 
CUT TO:
 
65.
 
122 INT. ST. THOMAS MORE CHURCH - MORNING (PRESENT) 122
 
16 year old Charlie blinks as the voices come back.
 
PRIEST
 
And lead us not into temptation. But
 
deliver us from--
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
123 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 123
 
Charlie on the phone. His voice wavers a bit. Desperate.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Mary Elizabeth... I... uh... I've been
 
listening to the Billie Holiday CD every
 
night and--
 
MARY ELIZABETH (V.O.)
 
It's too late, Charlie.
 
CHARLIE
 
I know. I just feel really bad about
 
what I did. I just get so messed up
 
inside like I'm - not there or something.
 
MARY ELIZABETH (V.O.)
 
Tell it to someone who cares.
 
CHARLIE
 
I know. I'm sorry. I just. We've all
 
become such good friends--
 
MARY ELIZABETH (V.O.)
 
Good friends? You mean the people I've
 
known since kindergarten that you've
 
known for 6 months? Those good friends?
 
CHARLIE
 
Oh. Yeah. I mean I don't want to do
 
anything to ruin our--
 
MARY ELIZABETH (V.O.)
 
It's ruined. Okay? So, stop calling
 
everyone. Stop embarrassing yourself.
 
CHARLIE
 
Okay. I will. Goodbye, Mar--
 
Dial tone. Charlie hangs up the phone.
 
66.
 
124 INT. BOB'S BASEMENT - NIGHT 124
 
Charlie is terribly anxious. He watches Bob groom some pot.
 
CHARLIE
 
Something's wrong with me--
 
BOB
 
Don't worry about it. Hey... you hear
 
from Patrick?
 
CHARLIE
 
No. He told me to stay away.
 
BOB
 
Oh... you don't know?
 
CHARLIE
 
(concerned)
 
Why? Why? What happened?
 
BOB
 
Brad's father caught them together.
 
125 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - HALLWAY - MORNING 125
 
As kids open lockers and move to morning period, Charlie
 
stares at Brad. He has a black eye and cuts on his face. He
 
look like he was beaten up badly. Students whisper gossip.
 
GOSSIP WHISPERS (O.S.)
 
"Some Lebo kids jumped him outside the
 
O." "It was some kids from North Hills."
 
"That's not what I heard."
 
Brad moves into the arms of CHARLOTTE (18), cheerleader cute.
 
As Brad kisses her, Charlie sees Patrick down the hall,
 
watching them. Patrick closes his locker. Hurting.
 
CHARLIE
 
Are you okay?
 
PATRICK
 
Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry.
 
Patrick storms off.
 
126 INT. CAFETERIA - LUNCH 126
 
Charlie sits at his table, alone. He watches Patrick leave
 
the lunch line, passing a chorus of...
 
TWIN SENIOR GIRLS
 
67.
 
Patrick says nothing. He's too sad to fight the mob today.
 
He just moves to his table when the Nose Tackle sticks out
 
his leg. Patrick falls on his tray. The kids laugh.
 
NOSE TACKLE
 
Oops. Sorry, Nothing.
 
Patrick smiles to himself, dusts off, and turns to Brad.
 
PATRICK
 
You going to do something?
 
BRAD HAYS
 
What are you talking about?
 
PATRICK
 
Your pet ape just tripped me. Are you
 
going to say something?
 
BRAD HAYS
 
Why would I?
 
PATRICK
 
You know why.
 
It's too far. Brad can feel people staring.
 
BRAD HAYS
 
This is pathetic, man. Your fixation on
 
me.
 
Brad's friends laugh. Patrick's eyes narrow.
 
PATRICK
 
Do you want your friends to know how you
 
got those bruises? Really?
 
BRAD HAYS
 
I got jumped in a parking lot.
 
PATRICK
 
Where? In Schenley Park? Do they know
 
about Schenley Park?
 
(to Brad's friends)
 
Do you guys know about Schenley Park?
 
Brad stands and gets right in Patrick's face.
 
BRAD HAYS
 
I don't know what kind of sick shit
 
you're trying to pull.
 
(real warning)
 
But you better walk away now... Nothing.
 
68.
 
PATRICK
 
Fine. Say hi to your dad for me.
 
Patrick turns and leaves. And then, as an afterthought...
 
BRAD HAYS
 
Whatever... faggot.
 
Brad's friends laugh. Patrick stops and turns. Last chance.
 
PATRICK
 
What did you call me?
 
BRAD HAYS
 
I called you a faggo--
 
Smack.
 
Before Brad can even finish, Patrick throws a vicious right
 
to the cheek. Brad tackles him. And the two start fighting.
 
The cafeteria erupts in NOISE.
 
PATRICK
 
Say that shit again! Say that shit
 
again!
 
Brad's football buddies rise and peel Patrick off Brad. Mary
 
Elizabeth and Sam jump up from their corner table.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
It's Patrick!
 
The cafeteria gets louder. The Nose Tackle holds Patrick up.
 
More Noise. The Linebacker hits Patrick in the face.
 
SAM
 
No! No!
 
Sam rushes up and the Nose Tackle pushes her down. She lands
 
on her tail bone. Thud. Patrick gets hit a couple of times
 
in the face. The kids cheer the fight. It's getting louder
 
and louder with more and more noise. And then...
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
Silence.
 
Charlie comes out from a blink. He calmly looks around. For
 
a moment, he doesn't understand where he is. He looks up.
 
All the kids are staring at him. Mary Elizabeth. Alice.
 
Brad. They are all quiet. Afraid of him. Charlie looks at
 
his hand, clenched in a fist. It is already covered with...
 
69.
 
Charlie's confused until he sees the Linebacker holding his
 
broken, bloody nose. He's looking at Charlie...
 
Terrified.
 
The image pans over. The Nose Tackle is on the ground.
 
Charlie stands over them. He is disconnected. It's an out
 
of body experience. He reaches out and helps Patrick to his
 
feet. Then, he calmly turns and stares right through Brad.
 
CHARLIE
 
(icy calm)
 
If you touch my friends again, I'll blind
 
you.
 
Brad is stunned. So is everyone... except Sam.
 
127 INT. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - AFTERNOON 127
 
Charlie sits in the waiting room of the principal's office.
 
He looks through the glass where Principal Small talks to
 
Brad. After a beat, she pats Brad's shoulder and opens the
 
door. Leaving Charlie and Brad alone in the waiting room.
 
Just as Brad is about to leave...
 
BRAD HAYS
 
Charlie?
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah?
 
BRAD HAYS
 
Thanks for stopping them.
 
CHARLIE
 
Sure, Brad.
 
Brad doesn't look at him. He just moves on.
 
128 EXT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - PARKING LOT - AFTERNOON 128
 
Charlie exits the building. Kids stare at him. Then, look
 
away. Charlie feels very lost until he sees... Sam. She
 
smiles. It brings him back instantly. And then, gently...
 
SAM
 
How you doing, Charlie?
 
CHARLIE
 
I don't know. I keep trying, but... I
 
can't really remember what I did.
 
Sam can see he's afraid of himself. She nods, sympathetic.
 
70.
 
SAM
 
Do you want me to tell you?
 
CHARLIE
 
(scared)
 
Yeah.
 
SAM
 
You saved my brother. That's what you
 
did.
 
CHARLIE
 
So, you're not scared of me?
 
SAM
 
No.
 
CHARLIE
 
And can we be friends again?
 
SAM
 
Of course.
 
The minute she hugs him, the numb goes away. She kisses the
 
top of his head and puts her arm around his shoulder. They
 
begin walking away.
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
Come on. Let's go be psychos together.
 
129 INT. PATRICK AND SAM'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT 129
 
Mary Elizabeth looks at us because she wants us to know...
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
I'm dating Peter now.
 
She motions to PETER. College. Glasses. Good looking-ish.
 
MARY ELIZABETH (CONT'D)
 
He's in college with Craig. He's
 
opinionated, and we have intellectual
 
debates. You were very sweet, but our
 
relationship was too one-sided. I know
 
this is hard for you.
 
CHARLIE
 
I'm just glad you're happy.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Okay.
 
Mary Elizabeth joins Peter. Charlie looks at his friends.
 
71.
 
that says, "They forget. I don't." After a beat, Patrick
 
comes downstairs. He looks sad with his bruises.
 
PATRICK
 
Hey Craig, Sam will be down soon.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
We're going to miss the movie.
 
CRAIG
 
Yeah, I'll go put some pep in her step.
 
As Craig moves upstairs, Patrick approaches Charlie.
 
PATRICK
 
Hey... you wanna get out of here?
 
CHARLIE
 
Sure, Patrick.
 
130 EXT. WEST END OVERLOOK - NIGHT 130
 
Patrick drives Sam's truck up the hill to the overlook.
 
PATRICK (V.O.)
 
I'll tell you something, Charlie. I feel
 
good. You know what I mean? Maybe
 
tomorrow I'll take you to this karaoke
 
place downtown. And this club off the
 
strip. They don't card. And the
 
Schenley Park scene. You gotta see the
 
"fruit loop" at least one time.
 
131 EXT. WEST END OVERLOOK - NIGHT 131
 
Charlie and Patrick walk the lighted path, howling at the
 
moon. Patrick holds a thermos, filled with who knows what.
 
PATRICK
 
Oh, my God. My life is officially an
 
after school special. Son of a bitch!
 
CHARLIE
 
(laughing)
 
It kind of is. It so is.
 
More laughter. They arrive at the lookout. They drink.
 
PATRICK
 
So, you ever hear the one about Lily
 
Miller?
 
CHARLIE
 
I don't know.
 
72.
 
PATRICK
 
Really? I thought your brother would
 
have told you. It's a classic.
 
CHARLIE
 
Maybe.
 
PATRICK
 
So, Lily comes here with this guy Parker.
 
And this was going to be the night they
 
were going to lose their virginity. So,
 
she did it really proper. She packed a
 
picnic. Stole a bottle of wine.
 
Everything was perfect, and they're just
 
about to 'do it' when they realize they
 
forgot the condoms. So, what do you
 
think happened?
 
CHARLIE
 
I don't know.
 
PATRICK
 
They did it with one of the sandwich
 
bags.
 
They start laughing and screaming.
 
CHARLIE
 
Ew! That's disgusting!
 
PATRICK
 
Yes! It is! Let's keep the train
 
rolling. Suburban legends. Charlie!
 
Patrick points to Charlie, who thinks...
 
CHARLIE
 
Uh. Well... there was this girl named
 
Second Base Stace. She had boobs in the
 
4th grade--
 
PATRICK
 
Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.
 
CHARLIE
 
And she let some of the boys feel them.
 
PATRICK
 
That's your suburban legend? Did you at
 
least cop a feel?
 
CHARLIE
 
No.
 
73.
 
PATRICK
 
Of course not. You went home, listened
 
to "Asleep," wrote a poem about her selfesteem--
 
CHARLIE
 
Fine! Okay. Your turn.
 
Patrick walks over and sits down next to Charlie.
 
PATRICK
 
Yeah, I've got one. Well, there was this
 
one guy. Queer as a 3 dollar bill.
 
Guy's father didn't know about his son.
 
So, he comes down into the basement one
 
night when he's supposed to be out of
 
town. Catches his son with another boy.
 
So, he starts beating him. But not like
 
the slap kind. Like the real kind. And
 
the boyfriend says, "Stop. You're
 
killing him." And the son just yells
 
"Get out." And eventually the boyfriend
 
just did.
 
Patrick stops. Gripped by sad. He can't shake.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
Why can't you save anybody?
 
CHARLIE
 
I don't know.
 
PATRICK
 
Forget it. I'm free now, right? I could
 
meet the love of my life any second now.
 
Things will be different now, and that's
 
good. I just need to meet a good guy.
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah.
 
Patrick looks at him. Charlie has never seen him so
 
vulnerable. After a beat... Patrick kisses Charlie on the
 
mouth. Unsure of what to do, Charlie lets it happen. His
 
eyes open the whole time. A moment, then Patrick looks at
 
Charlie. He collapses into his chest.
 
PATRICK
 
I'm sorry.
 
CHARLIE
 
It's alright.
 
74.
 
Charlie holds his friend as Patrick begins to cry. And we
 
leave them, the city lights small in the distance.
 
132 EXT. CITY HIGHWAY - NIGHT 132
 
We see the truck glide down the highway.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I've been spending a lot of time with
 
Patrick. He begins every night really
 
excited.
 
133 EXT. SCHENLEY PARK - NIGHT 133
 
Patrick and Charlie are parked at the entrance of Schenley
 
Park. Patrick speaks, very animated, until...
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
He always says he feels free, and tonight
 
is his destiny. But after awhile, he
 
runs out of things to keep himself numb.
 
... the words leave him, and we can see how sad he really is.
 
134 INT. SAM AND PATRICK'S HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER 134
 
Patrick hands Sam an envelope. Sam holds it. Pins and
 
needles.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Then, Sam got her letter from Penn State.
 
Sam opens the letter. She reads. Tears instantly well up in
 
her eyes. She leaves the room and walks down the hall.
 
Patrick picks up the letter.
 
PATRICK
 
(reading)
 
"We will require you to take our summer
 
session at the main campus immediately
 
following your high school graduation."
 
(off Charlie's look)
 
She got in, Charlie.
 
Charlie turns back to Sam. She holds him with sweet relief
 
and redemption.
 
135 INT. CAFETERIA - DAY 135
 
Charlie laughs with his friends in the cafeteria.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
After that all Patrick could talk about
 
75.
 
did get into NYU Film School. Patrick is
 
going to the University of Washington
 
because he wants to be near the music in
 
Seattle.
 
136 INT. SHOP CLASS - DAY 136
 
Charlie and a group of students stand, looking up at the
 
wall, which is covered with...
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
But he wasn't going to leave without
 
organizing the best senior prank ever.
 
... All The Shop Tools Painted Pink
 
The shop teacher, Mr. Callahan stares at the wall, furious.
 
As the students gawk, Charlie smiles to himself.
 
137 INT. CAFETERIA - LUNCH 137
 
Sam and the girls chat excitedly. Summer is almost here.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Sam is going to leave right after
 
graduation. It all feels very exciting;
 
I just wish it were happening to me.
 
138 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - DAY 138
 
Charlie sits on his bed, finishing the letter.
 
CHARLIE
 
Especially because ever since I blacked
 
out in the cafeteria, it's been getting
 
worse. And I can't turn it off this
 
time.
 
Charlie puts down the letter.
 
139 INT. BILL'S CLASSROOM - MORNING 139
 
The kids pass their copies of The Great Gatsby up to the
 
front, where Bill collects them for next year's freshmen.
 
The class is buzzing loud.
 
BILL
 
Guys, you want to pass your copies of
 
Gatsby up to the front please? And I
 
know it's the last day, but if we could
 
just keep it to a dull roar, I'd
 
appreciate it.
 
The class quiets down.
 
76.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
BILL (CONT'D)
 
Thank you for such a great year. I had a
 
blast. I hope you did, too. And I hope
 
you have a great time this summer on your
 
vacations. Now, who here is going to be
 
reading for pleasure this summer?
 
Charlie looks to see if anyone is watching... then, decides
 
to raise his hand anyway. Bill is proud.
 
BILL (CONT'D)
 
Very good, Charlie. Who else?
 
Charlie looks at the Smart Ass Freshman who tormented him all
 
year. She sighs. Nothing left to say to him.
 
140 INT. BILL'S CLASSROOM - LATER 140
 
The last kids exit the classroom. Charlie walks down the
 
aisle and stands in front of Bill.
 
BILL
 
Last day.
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah. So, uh, I know it's none of my
 
business, but have you decided... are you
 
going to New York?
 
BILL
 
Well, my wife and I like it here, and I
 
think I might be better at teaching than
 
writing.
 
Charlie is relieved. Bill is staying.
 
BILL (CONT'D)
 
So, uh Charlie... I was thinking maybe I
 
could still give you books next year.
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah. Yeah.
 
BILL
 
I think you could write one of them one
 
day.
 
CHARLIE
 
(fragile belief)
 
Really?
 
BILL
 
I do.
 
77.
 
Charlie is quiet. Then...
 
CHARLIE
 
You're the best teacher I ever had.
 
BILL
 
Thank you.
 
He gives Bill a shy sideways hug. The two men say nothing
 
else. Charlie waves and leaves. Bill smiles to himself.
 
141 INT. MILL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL - HALLWAY - AFTERNOON 141
 
Times Square has nothing on these seniors. Charlie watches
 
the gang on their last day of high school. When the clock
 
hits 10 seconds to 3pm, all the students chant...
 
SAM & COMPANY
 
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2...
 
STUDENT (O.S.)
 
Oh, my God, get me the hell out of here!
 
ALL
 
1!
 
They all cheer and hug each other. Patrick loses his mind
 
with joy and charges down the hallway.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
142 EXT. MILL GROVE FOOTBALL STADIUM - SUNSET 142
 
A brilliant sunset. We see the gang. In silhouette.
 
Running up the bleachers after the sun.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Dear Friend... I wanted to tell you about
 
us running. There was this beautiful
 
sunset. And just a few hours before,
 
everyone I love had their last day of
 
high school ever. And I was happy
 
because they were happy, even though I
 
counted, and I have 1,095 days to go.
 
143 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - FIREPLACE - LATE AFTERNOON 143
 
Prom night. Charlie sees Candace posing for Dad's camera.
 
For a moment, we think Candace went to prom with Derek.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I kept thinking about what school was
 
going to be like without them as they
 
78.
 
As mom and dad move out of the way, we realize Candace is
 
standing with her 3 best girlfriends. They look beautiful.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
My sister finally decided to break up
 
with Derek and go stag with her
 
girlfriends instead.
 
144 EXT. SAM AND PATRICK'S HOUSE - SUNSET 144
 
Prom night continues. The antique limo is so garish, it's
 
great. Charlie snaps pictures with Sam's mom and Patrick's
 
dad. Mary Elizabeth is with her boyfriend, Peter. Alice
 
stands with Patrick, dashing in his Mod Suit Tux.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
And then there was Sam...
 
The image moves to the front of the house, where Sam emerges.
 
She wears a vintage flapper dress from the 20's. Radiant.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
I've looked at her pictures since that
 
night. I like to see how happy she was
 
before she knew.
 
Sam joins Craig. They kiss for the cameras, then run with
 
the rest of the gang to the limosine.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
They were in a hotel suite after prom
 
when the truth came out...
 
The gang poses for more pictures in front of the limo.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
Basically, Craig has been cheating on Sam
 
the whole time. When I heard that, I
 
kept thinking about the happy girl in
 
these pictures. Because she doesn't have
 
1,095 days to go.
 
145 EXT. PARKING LOT - AFTERNOON 145
 
Graduation Day. The place is packed with graduating seniors
 
and families. Charlie's mom and dad fawn over Candace with
 
the video camera. Charlie finally finds... Sam.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
She made it. This is her time. And no
 
one should be able to take that away.
 
They approach each other and hug.
 
79.
 
CHARLIE (CONT'D)
 
Congratulations.
 
PATRICK
 
Oh, Charlie's here! Guys, group photo!
 
We should all take a group photo. Get
 
against the railing and try to look
 
suave!
 
The kids line up for the picture they will always remember.
 
PATRICK (CONT'D)
 
Yeah, this is the one. That's going to
 
be a great angle.
 
Patrick bows to reveal the top of his cap reads, "Nothing
 
Hates You." The parents line up cameras. "Cheese!" Snap.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
146 INT. SAM AND PATRICK'S KITCHEN/LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 146
 
The grandfather clock reads 9:30pm. The room is festive
 
under streamers wishing Sam luck at Penn State. The kids
 
sign each other's yearbooks. Charlie sees Sam smile at old
 
photos. He misses her already.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
At her going away party, I wanted her to
 
know about that night we went through the
 
tunnel. And how for the first time, I
 
felt like I belonged somewhere.
 
CUT TO:
 
147 INT. SAM AND PATRICK'S KITCHEN/LIVING ROOM - LATER 147
 
10:28pm. Charlie doesn't know where the time keeps going.
 
Sam opens goodbye presents from her friends.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
And tomorrow, she's leaving. So, I
 
wanted to give her a part of me.
 
Charlie watches Sam pick up his present. She carefully peels
 
the tape to reveal that Charlie gave her all of his books.
 
SAM
 
Are these all your books, Charlie?
 
He nods. They lock eyes and do not speak.
 
80.
 
148 INT. SAM'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 148
 
The pictures are down. The dressers empty. The suitcase is
 
open on the bed. Charlie watches Sam fold clothes and put
 
them in her suitcase. He has promised himself he will not
 
cry. Even when she packs away his Beatles 45 of "Something."
 
Instead, he looks at her and tries to remember every detail.
 
Her hair and brown eyes and sound of her voice.
 
SAM
 
Thanks for staying up with me.
 
CHARLIE
 
Sure. My brother said Penn State has a
 
restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner.
 
You have to get a grilled stickie on your
 
first night. It's a tradition.
 
SAM
 
That sounds like fun.
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah. Pretty soon, you'll have a whole
 
new group of friends, and you won't even
 
think about this place anymore.
 
SAM
 
Yes, I will.
 
Sam moves some suitcases over to the pile in the room. They
 
stand next to each other. Close.
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
I had lunch with Craig today.
 
CHARLIE
 
Yeah?
 
SAM
 
He said he was sorry, and that I was
 
right to break up with him. But I'm
 
driving away, and I just felt so small.
 
Just asking myself why do I and everyone
 
I love pick people who treat us like
 
we're nothing?
 
CHARLIE
 
We accept the love we think we deserve.
 
He says it sober. Without judgement. Sam lets it sink in.
 
Charlie walks over to the bed to do more packing. Then, she
 
turns to him.
 
81.
 
SAM
 
Then, why didn't you ever ask me out?
 
Charlie didn't expect that. He is silent. Heart pounding.
 
CHARLIE
 
I, uh, I just didn't think you wanted
 
that.
 
SAM
 
Well, what did you want?
 
CHARLIE
 
I just want you to be happy.
 
SAM
 
Don't you get it, Charlie? I can't feel
 
that. It's really sweet and everything,
 
but you can't just sit there and put
 
everybody's lives ahead of yours and
 
think that counts as love. I don't want
 
to be somebody's crush. I want people to
 
like the real me.
 
CHARLIE
 
I know who you are, Sam.
 
Sam waits. And Charlie finally speaks from the heart.
 
CHARLIE (CONT'D)
 
I know I'm quiet, and I know I should
 
speak more, but if you knew the things
 
that were in my head most of the time,
 
you'd know what it really meant. How
 
much we are alike. And how we've been
 
through the same things. And you're not
 
small. You're beautiful.
 
He can't contain himself anymore. He moves to her and kisses
 
her. They stand. Move to the bed. Kissing. Charlie's
 
heart pounds. They sit on the bed. Still kissing.
 
We see her fingertips. Her hand on Charlie's knee. When she
 
touches him, Charlie pulls away from her. Shocked. Like
 
he's seen a ghost. It hits Charlie like freezing water.
 
SAM
 
What's wrong, Charlie?
 
CHARLIE
 
Oh, ah... nothing.
 
Charlie shakes off whatever was bothering him and continues
 
82.
 
149 EXT. SAM AND PATRICK'S HOUSE - MORNING 149
 
It's like a dream for Charlie. He watches Sam hug Alice and
 
Mary Elizabeth goodbye. But Charlie is somewhere else.
 
SAM
 
I'll call all the time.
 
MARY ELIZABETH
 
Promise.
 
SAM
 
And we'll all see each other in New York.
 
SAM'S MOM
 
Come on, Sam.
 
Charlie can't take it. He moves to the side of the truck and
 
puts in the last suitcase. He looks over at Sam.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
150 INT. SAM'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 150
 
QUICK FLASH... Charlie remembers kissing Sam the night
 
before. Her hand touches Charlie's knee.
 
BACK TO PRESENT:
 
151 EXT. SAM AND PATRICK'S HOUSE - MORNING 151
 
Charlie snaps himself out of it. He turns back as Mary
 
Elizabeth and Alice part ways. Charlie locks eyes with Sam.
 
They take a moment. And then they come together to hug. She
 
kisses him goodbye, trying not to cry.
 
After a moment, Sam climbs into the driver's seat of her
 
truck with Patrick riding shotgun. Charlie looks dazed.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
152 INT. SAM'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 152
 
QUICK FLASH... Charlie remembers pulling away from Sam.
 
Shocked. Like he's seen a ghost.
 
SAM
 
What's wrong, Charlie?
 
BACK TO PRESENT:
 
83.
 
153 EXT. SAM AND PATRICK'S HOUSE - MORNING 153
 
Sam starts the truck. Charlie wants to scream for her to
 
stop. But he's frozen. She drives away. He watches her go.
 
The truck gets smaller in the distance until it turns at the
 
stop sign. And disappears. Charlie stands there, alone.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
154 INT. SAM'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 154
 
QUICK FLASH... Charlie remembers the night with Sam. We see
 
her put her hand on his knee. The image moves up the arm.
 
To the shoulder. To the face. And we reveal, we are not in
 
Sam's bedroom. And it is not Sam touching Charlie. But...
 
Aunt Helen
 
AUNT HELEN
 
Don't wake your sister.
 
BACK TO REALITY:
 
155 EXT. SAM AND PATRICK'S HOUSE - MORNING 155
 
The memory only registers as a small blink of his eye.
 
Charlie sees his friends are crying. He's not. He's numb.
 
156 EXT. SUBURBAN STREET - MORNING 156
 
Charlie walks down the street. His eyes far away. The
 
images and memories are short, violent bursts. If you've
 
never had an anxiety attack, this is how it feels.
 
157 EXT. CHARLIE'S STREET - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 157
 
QUICK FLASH. It's Christmas Eve. Aunt Helen smiles to
 
Little Charlie.
 
AUNT HELEN
 
It'll be our little secret, okay?
 
Little Charlie nods.
 
158 EXT. SUBURBAN STREET - MORNING (PRESENT) 158
 
BACK TO PRESENT. Charlie walks toward us on the sidewalk.
 
We see him through a long lens. His image fractures. We see
 
him in different planes of the image. He's beginning to
 
break apart. One image. Two images.
 
84.
 
159 INT. CHARLIE'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 159
 
QUICK FLASH. Little Candace is asleep on the floor. Aunt
 
Helen sits next to Little Charlie on the sofa.
 
AUNT HELEN
 
Look, Charlie. She's fast asleep.
 
160 EXT. SUBURBAN STREET - MORNING (PRESENT) 160
 
BACK TO PRESENT. We see Charlie fracturing. The pieces
 
scattered. Out of focus. Lost. He's all over the frame.
 
161 INT. CHARLIE'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 161
 
QUICK FLASH. Aunt Helen points to Little Candace.
 
AUNT HELEN
 
Don't wake your sister.
 
162 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - DAY (PRESENT) 162
 
BACK TO PRESENT. Charlie enters his house.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
163 INT. AUNT HELEN'S CAR - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 163
 
QUICK FLASH. Aunt Helen gets hit by the semi-truck.
 
164 INT. ENTRY HALL - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) 164
 
QUICK FLASH. Little Charlie's mom opens the door to reveal a
 
policeman.
 
165 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - DAY (PRESENT) 165
 
BACK TO PRESENT. Charlie is in the same entry hall in the
 
same house 8 years later. Banging his head against the wall.
 
"It's my fault. It's all my fault."
 
He passes the photo wall on the stairs. We see the images of
 
the family. Church. Communion. Baby pictures. Years of
 
history staring at us. Ghosts on the wall.
 
166 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - DAY (PRESENT) 166
 
BACK TO PRESENT. Charlie sits at his desk. We see him from
 
behind. Perfectly still. Trying to keep himself calm.
 
CHARLIE
 
Stop crying.
 
85.
 
167 INT. VARIOUS LOCATIONS - DAY (FLASHBACK) 167
 
QUICK FLASH. Charlie thinks everyone is staring at him. His
 
sister and her friends. His brother and mother. Mary
 
Elizabeth and Alice. And worst of all... Sam and Patrick the
 
night they toasted him. A paranoid nightmare.
 
168 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - DAY (PRESENT) 168
 
BACK TO PRESENT. Charlie's falling to pieces. The tears run
 
down his face.
 
CHARLIE
 
Stop crying.
 
169 INT. VARIOUS LOCATIONS - VARIOUS TIMES (FANTASY) 169
 
QUICK FLASH. Derek hits Candace. Patrick hits Brad. The
 
cafeteria erupts into violence.
 
And Charlie remembers what he's blacked out.
 
We see him in the cafeteria. Terrifying. He thinks he sees
 
Aunt Helen as he breaks the Linebacker's nose. Hits another
 
in the throat. And pushes another. Charlie looks at his
 
hand, covered in blood. The whole school staring at him.
 
170 INT. CHARLIE'S BEDROOM - DAY (PRESENT) 170
 
BACK TO PRESENT. Charlie holds his head. Trying to stuff
 
the pictures back in his brain. But he can't. They keep
 
coming and coming, faster and faster. Sam's hand, Little
 
Charlie on top of the stairs, the police telling him Aunt
 
Helen is dead.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
It'll be our little secret.
 
We go behind his head. The image moves closer and closer.
 
Until it feels like we are inside Charlie's mind.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
171 EXT. HOUSE SWIMMING POOL - DAY 171
 
We see Candace hanging out with her girlfriends at a friend's
 
backyard pool. Her FRIEND (18, pretty) holds the cordless.
 
CANDACE'S FRIEND
 
Candace... your brother's on the phone.
 
Candace casually picks up the phone.
 
86.
 
CANDACE
 
Hello.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Hey, Candace.
 
CANDACE
 
Charlie?
 
CHARLIE
 
Sam and Patrick left, and um, I just
 
can't stop thinking something.
 
CANDACE
 
What?
 
CHARLIE
 
Candace, I killed Aunt Helen, didn't I?
 
She died getting my birthday present, so
 
I guess I killed her, right? I've tried
 
to stop thinking that, but I can't. She
 
keeps driving away and dying over and
 
over.
 
Candace looks like she got hit with ice water. She knows her
 
brother. She knows this voice. Candace covers the phone.
 
CANDACE
 
Call the police and send them to my
 
house.
 
CHARLIE
 
And I can't stop her. I'm crazy again.
 
CANDACE
 
No, Charlie, listen to me. Mom and dad
 
are going to be home with Chris any
 
second.
 
CHARLIE
 
I was just thinking... what if I wanted
 
her to die, Candace?
 
CANDACE
 
What? Charlie... Charlie!
 
Dial tone.
 
172 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - DAY 172
 
We begin in the house. It's silent. The hallway. The entry
 
hall. The empty bedroom. Charlie's typewriter on his desk.
 
87.
 
It's all so quiet. And then, we see Charlie walking down the
 
hallway. He turns the corner and enters the...
 
MATCH CUT TO:
 
173 INT. CHARLIE'S KITCHEN - DAY (PAST AND PRESENT) 173
 
Kitchen. One room. Charlie doesn't know where he is
 
anymore. The past and present have bled together.
 
QUICK FLASH. We see Little Charlie turn the corner into the
 
kitchen. BACK TO PRESENT as 16 year old Charlie stands in
 
the same kitchen, breathing shallow.
 
QUICK FLASH. 7 year old Charlie walks up to Aunt Helen
 
sitting at the kitchen table. BACK TO PRESENT as 16 year old
 
Charlie begins to have a full blown anxiety attack.
 
QUICK FLASH. 7 year old Charlie takes Aunt Helen's hand and
 
turns it over... to reveal her wrist scars.
 
BACK TO PRESENT as Charlie looks from the table to the
 
counter with the bread and the KNIVES. He stares at the
 
knives for a moment. Just as...
 
The Policemen break down the door.
 
SMASH CUT TO:
 
174 INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - NIGHT 174
 
We see Charlie's reflection in the window. The door opens
 
slowly, and his psychiatrist, Dr. Burton, enters. She finds
 
him sitting in the corner. He has been crying.
 
DR. BURTON
 
Charlie? I'm Dr. Burton.
 
CHARLIE
 
Where am I?
 
DR. BURTON
 
Mayview hospital.
 
This news hits Charlie hard. He begins to panic.
 
CHARLIE
 
You have to let me go. My dad can't
 
afford it.
 
DR. BURTON
 
Don't worry about that.
 
88.
 
CHARLIE
 
No. I saw them when I was little. And I
 
don't want to be a Mayview kid. Just
 
tell me how to stop it.
 
DR. BURTON
 
Stop what?
 
CHARLIE
 
Seeing it. All their lives. All the
 
time. Just... how do you stop seeing it?
 
DR. BURTON
 
Seeing what, Charlie?
 
Charlie breaks.
 
CHARLIE
 
There is so much pain. And I don't know
 
how to not notice it.
 
DR. BURTON
 
What's hurting you?
 
CHARLIE
 
No! Not me. It's them. It's everyone.
 
It never stops. Do you understand?
 
Dr. Burton smiles, sympathetic. Charlie nods, relieved that
 
someone finally understands. Until...
 
DR. BURTON
 
What about your Aunt Helen?
 
Like cold water. What was tears is now confusion and soon to
 
be shame. Dr. Burton is gentle to him.
 
CHARLIE
 
What about her?
 
DR. BURTON
 
Can you see her?
 
CHARLIE
 
Yes, she had a terrible life. But... I
 
mean, what am I...
 
DR. BURTON
 
You said some things about her in your
 
sleep.
 
CHARLIE
 
I don't care.
 
89.
 
DR. BURTON
 
If you want to get better, you have to--
 
Charlie looks at her, nodding her encouragement.
 
CHARLIE
 
She was... insane.
 
The minute he says one word of truth, he feels ashamed. He
 
stops talking. Dr. Burton does not press him. Not today.
 
DR. BURTON
 
Charlie, are you going to let me help you
 
here?
 
Charlie cries and nods.
 
CHARLIE
 
Okay.
 
DR. BURTON
 
Do you remember anything before you
 
blacked out?
 
CHARLIE
 
I, uh... I remember leaving Sam's house,
 
and walking home...
 
We move away from them as Charlie's voice trails off.
 
175 INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - MORNING 175
 
The sun creeps through the windows. We can hear birds
 
outside. The intercom is quiet. Charlie is alone. He looks
 
at Sam's typewriter. "Dear Friend" is already typed.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I was in the hospital for awhile. I won't
 
go into detail about all of it. But I
 
will say there were some very bad days.
 
And some unexpected beautiful days.
 
Charlie picks up a get well card from Sam.
 
176 INT. HOSPITAL HALLWAY - DAY 176
 
Dr. Burton walks Charlie's parents down the hallway.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
The worst day was the time my doctor told
 
my mom and dad what Aunt Helen did to me.
 
In the distance, we see Charlie's mom and dad stop. Shocked.
 
90.
 
177 INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY 177
 
Charlie looks up and sees his mom and dad in the doorway.
 
MOTHER
 
Honey?
 
His mother comes to hold him.
 
MOTHER (CONT'D)
 
I'm so sorry.
 
For a second, we see the emotion his father hides behind the
 
sports page, before he chokes it down. He walks over to his
 
son and kisses his forehead.
 
178 INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - MORNING 178
 
Charlie, Chris, and Candace sit on the bed, playing cards.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
The best days were those when I could
 
have visitors. My brother and sister
 
always came for those until Chris had to
 
go to training camp. He's going to be
 
first string this year. And my sister
 
told me she met a nice guy at her summer
 
job.
 
179 INT. HOSPITAL HALLWAY - AFTERNOON 179
 
Charlie leaves his room with his suitcase in hand. His
 
mother waits in the hallway with Dr. Burton.
 
DR. BURTON
 
There he is. So, I'll see you Thursday
 
at 6, right?
 
Charlie nods and leaves the hospital with his mother.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
My doctor said we can't choose where we
 
can come from, but we can choose where we
 
go from there. I know it's not all the
 
answers, but it was enough to start
 
putting these pieces together.
 
Dr. Burton smiles, then turns back into the hospital.
 
180 INT. CHARLIE'S DINING ROOM - NIGHT 180
 
The family sits at the dinner table.
 
91.
 
FATHER
 
God bless this food that we are about to
 
receive. We thank You for this bounty in
 
the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.
 
After they say "Amen," the room falls silent. The family is
 
on pins and needles. No one touches their food. Until...
 
CHARLIE
 
How do you think the Penguins are going
 
to do this year, dad?
 
FATHER
 
God damn Penguins. I think they're
 
allergic to God damn defense.
 
CHARLIE
 
What do the players call a puck again?
 
FATHER
 
A biscuit.
 
CANDACE
 
Are you sure it's not a "God damn
 
biscuit?"
 
FATHER
 
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
 
As things return to normal, dad picks up his paper. Candace
 
talks about the books she'll need for college. Everyone
 
starts eating. And Charlie smiles, happy to just be home.
 
181 INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - DUSK 181
 
Ding dong. The door opens to reveal Patrick, smiling.
 
PATRICK
 
Can Charlie come out and play?
 
Charlie's mother smiles. Charlie smiles, too. Especially
 
when he sees... Sam. Standing next to Patrick. Her hair a
 
little different. Her eyes alive and happy.
 
182 INT. KINGS FAMILY RESTAURANT - NIGHT 182
 
The gang of three sit at their booth. Sam and Patrick have
 
their coffee. Charlie has his brownie. Like always.
 
SAM
 
That first night, I had grilled stickies.
 
It was so good. You have to visit in the
 
Fall. We'll have some. Okay?
 
92.
 
CHARLIE
 
Definitely.
 
PATRICK
 
Sorry, Sam. Charlie has a breakdown
 
scheduled for October.
 
Charlie laughs. Sam smiles. After a beat...
 
SAM
 
Well, can I tell you something? I've
 
been away for two months. It's another
 
world. And it gets better.
 
(off Charlie's smile)
 
And my roommate Katie has the best taste
 
in music.
 
Sam puts a cassette tape down on the table.
 
SAM (CONT'D)
 
I found the tunnel song.
 
Charlie looks at Sam and Patrick, who smile.
 
SAM (CONT’D)
 
Let's drive.
 
183 EXT. KINGS FAMILY RESTAURANT - NIGHT 183
 
The three leave the restaurant and jump into Sam's truck.
 
Patrick drives. Charlie in the middle. Sam the passenger.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I don't know if I will have the time to
 
write any more letters because I might be
 
too busy trying to participate. So, if
 
this does end up being the last letter, I
 
just want you to know that I was in a bad
 
place before I started high school. And
 
you helped me.
 
184 INT. SAM'S TRUCK - NIGHT 184
 
The three friends are flying down the highway in Sam's truck.
 
The music blaring. The wind making their hair dance.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Even if you didn't know what I was
 
talking about. Or know someone who's
 
gone through it. It made me not feel
 
alone.
 
With Sam's help, Charlie climbs through the little window
 
93.
 
185 EXT. HIGHWAY 376 NORTH - NIGHT 185
 
Charlie gets into the back of the truck. He sits down,
 
looking back at the highway. Watching everywhere he's been.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
Because I know there are people who say
 
all of these things don't happen. And
 
there are people who forget what it's
 
like to be 16 when they turn 17.
 
We see Charlie in profile. The night sky behind him until...
 
186 INT. FORT PITT TUNNEL - NIGHT 186
 
... they enter the tunnel, and we realize just how fast
 
they're driving. The white tiles of the tunnel whiz by at
 
blinding speed. A perfect night. A perfect drive. Flying.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.)
 
I know these will all be stories someday.
 
And our pictures will become old
 
photographs. And we'll all become
 
somebody's mom or dad. But right now,
 
these moments are not stories.
 
Charlie turns to face forward. To the moment. To Sam,
 
Smiling at him from the front seat.
 
CHARLIE (V.O) (CONT'D)
 
This is happening. I am here. And I am
 
Looking at her. And she is so beautiful.
 
Sam kisses Charlie. Then, she turns, and all three kids look
 
Ahead to everything in front of them. Charlie begins to
 
Stand in the back of the truck. Ready to leave the tunnel.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
I can see it. This one moment when you
 
know you're not a sad story. You are
 
alive. And as you stand up and see the
 
lights on buildings and everything that
 
makes you wonder. And you are listening
 
to that song on that drive with the
 
people you love most in this world.
 
Charlie stands in the back of the truck. The wind on his
 
face. He is free.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
And in this moment, I swear...
 
94.
 
We see the moment as Charlie sees it. The tunnel's exit
 
getting bigger and brighter with the lights of the city
 
behind it.
 
CHARLIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
 
... we are infinite.
 
The tunnel song blasts over the speakers as the truck flies
 
out of the tunnel. Sam and Patrick scream with excitement.
 
Charlie holds his arms in the air. The weight of the world
 
gone. If only for a moment. This one moment. We see the
 
city. A million lights like white stars in a glass dome. We
 
crane to the sky. We are in Heaven.
 
FADE OUT.
 

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